Shploof 

To squeeze or move through a tight space/crowd in a smooth or slick way.

I shploofed out of the two door car.

Shploof by King of Jingaling White February 6, 2018

shploof 

To squeeze or move out of something in a smooth, but awkward way.

I shploofed out of the tight crowd.

shploof by King of Jingaling White February 6, 2018

sploof

a plastic bottle with the end cut off, filled with dryer sheets, and covered with a thick sock; is used to smoke grass when you dont wanna get caught, cause it hides the smell

"i dunno about smoking here, someone might smell it."

"oh don't worry, we'll just use the sploof, and the room will smell dryer sheet-fresh!"

sploof by anna banana August 11, 2004

Sploofie 

A spliff/joint containing Marijuana.

Hey man, gimme a toke on that sploofie.
I'm as high as hell and I'm gunna get me some head off a fat bitch.

Sploofie by Smau5 November 21, 2009

shploogen 

the residue left on any object or person after ejaculation.

"did you just shploogen on my sheets?"

"help! help! i've got shploogen in my eye!"

shploogen by Cat18 October 7, 2006

sploof

A tube filled with dryer sheets, used for smoking dank inside yo hizzay with the rents home.

Yo blow that shit thro the sploof before my rentscome up here.

sploof by BongMaster42O November 25, 2003

Poor man's sploof 

When one exhales smoke into another fellow's rectum in order to disguise the odor. Much like a regular sploof but for the small cost of nothing.

Example:
'Smoking in the school bathroom'

Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof!
'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert'
Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho.
Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..

Poor man's sploof by Rövslafsaren May 31, 2021