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Shpeech or shpeeched(Verb)- To shpritz. To ejaculate. To masterbate. To skeet skeet. To shoot one's man juice.

Shpeech-(Noun)- Semen. Sperm. Man juice. Penis pudding.

Shpeecher (Noun)- one's shmeckle or penis. One's tush.
"I think I shpeeched my pants"
"Did that guy just shpeech on Rafi ?!?!?"
"Steven Z has a small shpeecher"
"I think ______ takes it in the shpeecher"
Shpeech by F'in SeanZ. August 27, 2007
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Sheekhan 

This is when a Chicken has relations with a Sheep and have a mutated baby, known as Sheekhan.

Has a long neck, furry body, exhaust pipe and a golf ball cleaner (thats right a golf ball cleaner) and also has orange hair on its head..

They also deal with a great ammount of 'Anal Leakage' from the exhaust pipe.

The Sheekhan often like to listen to Techno and in its spare time write poetry.

The Sheekhan become famous after a red haired boy was filmed dancing (and later named sheekhan) because of his appearence and accent.
In other words looked like a chicken and spoke in a NZ accent (where the sheeps come from).
1. 'Hey look at that faggot Sheekhan'

2. 'SheeeeeeKhaaaaaaaaaaan'

3. 'Look over ther Sheekahn, Jorky Porky and the crazy Steamchild'
Sheekhan by 0Darkfire0 February 18, 2010

Sheekhan 

"My sheekhan will peck your f***ing eyes out!"
Sheekhan by YourWorstNightmare666 December 11, 2005
The word you say when you look at your mother's soda.
person one: *looks at mother's soda*
person one: "Shpeesh!"
mother: "what?"
shpeesh by LilacMeadows May 13, 2021
A word you say when you are angry or unhappy
Person one: Stubs toe
Person one: "Shpeesh!"
Shpeesh by Shpeesh! February 19, 2022
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