shpauf

often used by buddies instead of the word sex

Bro, im going to shpauf that brawd next week

by Chris Cordeiro February 8, 2008

shpaf

to have sex; sexual activity during which the erect penis is inserted into the vagina where ejaculation takes place.

Me and Brenda shpafed like mad last night!

by Marco Marchese November 16, 2007

Big Shaufa

A rare breed of the human race that requires 18 hours of sleep, 2 cans of snuff, and a recliner/couch everyday. A Big Shaufa can sleep through almost anything including parties, nuclear bombs, and 2:30 classes. Sometimes Big Shaufas suffer from insomia at night, which they make up for by taking the next 2 days off from consciousness. The Big Shaufa recently broke the all-time sleeping record for a day, previously held by himself. Other forms include Shauf, Shaufaaa, Shaufnasty, Shaufdaddy. Can also be used as a verb; to Shauf, Shaufed, or Shaufing.

"Hey is the Big Shaufa awake yet?" "It's only 12:00 pm, are you serious.?

"Yo man you wanna go out tonight?" "Nah man I think I'm just gonna Shauf tonight."

"Where were you?" "Just Shaufing around town."

by Dan Marino won 0 Super Bowls April 11, 2009

shparf

Shitting, pissing, and barfing at the same time. Usually happens after mexican food.

FUCK I just SHPARFED all over my cat

by eXXX June 14, 2004

Shauf

To steal something.
To do the opposite of what was said while putting someone out.

Jeffery will shauf your cds.
Jeffery was suppose to come but he shaufed.

by Cameorn Chenier September 30, 2006

shpanflah

The word used to define an erection in front of mixed company.

I got a shpanflah when Caitlin flashed me

by ankleslapper May 9, 2011

Ahren Shaufl

1.) Comunisms best fighter. 2.) Direct desendant of Adolf Hitler 3.) Major Penis pump

That racist racist mand is acting like a complete Ahren Shaufl. He Doesn't like minorities. We don't like him.

by LofanDaSavage April 18, 2019