shozzlr 

Someone who is the worst at something, and in fact so bad at it that it would appear they are actively trying to fail on the worst possible level

Austin is such a shozzlr at Rocket League.

shozzlr by Shiznik27 June 5, 2016

Fo Shozzle 

A synonym for Fo Shizzle; For sure; Slang for agreeing with something or someone

FO SHOZZLE!

Fo Shozzle by Sinful Divinity May 20, 2011

shozzle my nozzle 

Poor variation on the popular replacement of "'Sup my nigga" by "Shizzle my nizzle." Humor value is achieved through the word nozzle, which could easily sound like "suck my dick" if interpreted improperly.

Dude 1: Sup yo.
Dude 2: Shozzle my nozzle.
Dude 1: Dude, I dont swing that way slaps Dude 1

shozzle my nozzle by firebird_racer July 7, 2003

shozzle my nozzle 

suck my dick.

Bender: Shozzle my shiny metal nozzle.

shozzle my nozzle by Dj gs68 September 18, 2003

shizzlr

adj. extremely sparkly

That is one shizzlr unicorn.

I hate shizzlr Uggs.

shizzlr by Russian Gymnast December 13, 2013

shozzer

Another word for vagina or cunt.

I want to play with your shozzer.

shozzer by CpX1000 May 31, 2016

Shozzled 

Being so drunk that you become permanently Welsh

Lads do you see Thomas over there, I think he's shozzled

Shozzled by ProfessorPubis May 24, 2022