When a person has been eating pussy and their breath stinks.
(guy 1) "Dude! You got major Cameltosis... Have a breathmint!"
(guy 2) "sorry man, I picked up this bar-whore and she was dirty as shit."
(veh-loss-ih-RAP-chur)
The speed at which the Apocalypse accelerates;
History repeating itself to the time when the Dinosaurs were annihilated and Earth reconstructed itself;
Jesus Christ comes back as a Velociraptor and devours all of mankind;
29But immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: 30and then shall appear the sign of the VelociRapture in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Velociraptor riding on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 31And he shall send forth his Microraptors with a great sound of a battle cry, and they shall gather together his elect from the gates of Jurassic Heaven, from one end of Earth to the other.
Anyone that shares a race of both Hispanic and Afghan origin.
That damn afghanispanic bitch messed up my order again!!
A synonym for
Fo Shizzle; For sure; Slang for agreeing with something or someone
Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.
(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
Buy a
Paddle Boating
mug!
When a female finds something either sexually arousing or expresses much interest in something (usually food) that a male would typically agree with.
Example 1
Boy: Katie was sooo hot when she kissed Mandy
Girl:
omg that just gave me a theoretical boner!
Example 2
Boy: Did you hear they have deep-fried twinky's at the fair this year?
Girl: Wow the thought of a twinky deep-fried gave me a major theoretical boner!
Buy a
Theoretical Boner
mug!
1. Your Dad's wife and a person so vile as to be without any redeeming feature that you couldn't possibly call her a "mom".
2. A step mother who has ulterior motives; see gold digger.
Person A: "So I hear that your Step Mom took over your father's Will when he died."
Person B: "Step Cunt... Don't ever call her a Mom."
