12 definitions by Sinful Divinity
When a woman's vagina is swollen from not using enough lube during rough sex; Tulip is an English Oronym for "two lip" or female genitalia in this case.
by Sinful Divinity November 27, 2015
(veh-loss-ih-RAP-chur)
The speed at which the Apocalypse accelerates;
History repeating itself to the time when the Dinosaurs were annihilated and Earth reconstructed itself;
Jesus Christ comes back as a Velociraptor and devours all of mankind;
The speed at which the Apocalypse accelerates;
History repeating itself to the time when the Dinosaurs were annihilated and Earth reconstructed itself;
Jesus Christ comes back as a Velociraptor and devours all of mankind;
29But immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: 30and then shall appear the sign of the VelociRapture in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Velociraptor riding on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 31And he shall send forth his Microraptors with a great sound of a battle cry, and they shall gather together his elect from the gates of Jurassic Heaven, from one end of Earth to the other.
by Sinful Divinity March 19, 2011
(guy 1) "Dude! You got major Cameltosis... Have a breathmint!"
(guy 2) "sorry man, I picked up this bar-whore and she was dirty as shit."
(guy 2) "sorry man, I picked up this bar-whore and she was dirty as shit."
by Sinful Divinity April 29, 2012
by Sinful Divinity April 28, 2011
by Sinful Divinity April 28, 2011
When your about to sniff a line of drugs and your pacing back and forth because you know that once you do it, it's going to burn like hell.
Guy 1: "Dude, quit being a pussy and stop line dancing and just DO IT!"
Guy 2: "Fuck that dude, I know it's going to burn so bad that half my face will hurt!"
Guy 2: "Fuck that dude, I know it's going to burn so bad that half my face will hurt!"
by Sinful Divinity April 25, 2012
When you get molested and/or raped by a coach in the shower room. Odds are greatly increased if you're a male under the age of 18. Sounds similar to penetrated. Also can be used as Pennestation.
Boy 1 "I've got to go to football practice today, so I can't hang out."
Boy 2 "Make sure you don't hang out in the shower room and get Pennestated."
Boy 2 "Make sure you don't hang out in the shower room and get Pennestated."
by Sinful Divinity November 29, 2011