shower snack 

When you bring food into the shower with you because you know you will get hungry while you are in there

Forgot my shower snack in the shower again.

Really Greg? Again?

shower snack by CraftlyStrawberry February 15, 2017

Shower Snacking 

While your in a rush, you combine eating and showering. Therefore your snacking while taking a shower.

Andy: "Hey robby! Your going to be late for work"
Robby: "Nope. I'm going to be saving time while shower snacking!"

Shower Snacking by Anarcee October 8, 2011

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway 

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013