shower rub 

The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."

Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.

mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now

Roger:

Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!

shower rub by Sassyredbitch September 1, 2018

rub shower cry 

A phrase coined by Hillar, describing the start of a normal, sad, pointless day.

Yep, she is gone....things are definitely not going in the right direction. Nothing to do, but to start off the day with a rub shower cry.......

rub shower cry by kalevipoeg June 20, 2017

ruby shower 

A sexual fetish in which a woman squatting or standing over her partner unleashes her ruby-red menstrual flow to the delight of her partner. Note: condoms should be worn for maximum safety.

Instead of a golden shower or a cleveland steamer, she gave me a warm ruby shower.

ruby shower by Herbert M. May 23, 2008

Gold Ruby Shower 

Similar to a golden shower with the addition that the person performing it has a severe urinary tract infection, resulting in droplets of blood accompanying the urine.

That bitch was so full of STD's, she gave me a gold ruby shower

Gold Ruby Shower by VenezuelanFarRight January 11, 2017

Showertub 

Combination of shower and the bathtub.

*clicks "compose tweet"*

… About to get in the showertub. *sends tweet*

Showertub by Drew Peacockk July 26, 2012