fell in the toilet

To jack off in the bathroom pretending to take a shit or while taking a shit

Jonny: I'm going to the bathroom
Mom: Okay

Mom: Jonnys been in the bathroom for so long he must have fell in the toilet

by Sassyredbitch June 09, 2018

shower rub

The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."

Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.

mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now

Roger:

Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!

by Sassyredbitch September 01, 2018