impractical and thus rather unpopular version of the renowned parlour
game shove piggy shove.
requires three players: two to play shove piggy shove as
normal, and one to stand in the middle flailing their arms and shrieking in an attempt to intercept the ball.
the reason this
game is unpopular is because it relies more heavily upon luck than skill, and we all know that shove piggy shove should be a game of skill.