shoum

comes from the marshalltown, iowa dialect which is 1) low income person or persons aka trailer trash. 2) multi-cultural term including all ethic group for "white trash." 3) Any article or item which is not seen in a middle or high class neighborhood.

The guy wearing the deer antlers and cowboys boots is shoum.

by John S. August 31, 2003

Shoum

A phrase said after something of no irrelevance or a lame statement is made.

Or used after a lame or corny ass joke

Dee: Why did the coffee file a lawsuit? Because it got mugged!

Shamar: Shoum Bitch!

by Shawn Marion March 19, 2024

Stinky Shoemaker

Used to describe a 50 year old greazy haired toothless bum still living with his daddy.

Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.

Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Greasy Shoemaker

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.

Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 11, 2022

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.

You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022

shmumble

When a retard is shouting but still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying

McGiggerNuggets was talking in shmumble.

by Alexaisastupidnigger June 7, 2016

Shlumped

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.

Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.

by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014