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A phrase said after something of no irrelevance or a lame statement is made.

Or used after a lame or corny ass joke
Dee: Why did the coffee file a lawsuit? Because it got mugged!

Shamar: Shoum Bitch!
Shoum by Shawn Marion March 19, 2024
Related Words

Stinky Shoemaker 

Used to describe a 50 year old greazy haired toothless bum still living with his daddy.
Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.

Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.

Greasy Shoemaker 

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.
Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.
You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

shmumble 

When a retard is shouting but still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying
McGiggerNuggets was talking in shmumble.

Shlumped 

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.
Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.
Shlumped by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014