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shotguning 

It is when you have a large load built up and you blast it all over a bitch's face. It by definition needs a good spread pattern
The other day whilst cuming on a bitch's face, James and David exclaimed, "We are shotguning this bitch"
shotguning by Rimmyjob December 17, 2006
Words you can keep

Shotgunning a penguin 

When you piss with a boner and sneeze
“Dude I woke up this morning and I was shotgunning a penguin

shotgunning 

(Shotgunning) Shotgunning a beer is the simple act of consuming a beer at a high rate of speed.
Shotgunnin a beer is easy when following these steps:

1) Hold a beer can in a horizontal position with the bottom tilted up just a bit. Poke a hole on the side near the bottom where you would see an air bubble if the can were clear. Poke this hole with a screwdriver, knife or a Shotgun Key.

2) Place your mouth over the hole while lifting it to an upright position.

3) After you have reached an upright position, pull the tab at the top of the can and consume the beer as fast as possible.

Shotgunning a beer is easy when you follow these directions!
shotgunning by Gunnar Jones November 30, 2007

Shotgunned 

Verb
When engaging in anal with a woman, the woman craps diarrhea on your penis, effectively spraying it on and around your penis, usually in the pubic region.
Man: Aww yeah..

Woman: Oh shit..

Man: Wha- ohgodohgodohgod u just shotgunned me?!?

Woman: Sorry..

Man: Sorry?!?! Get the fuck out!
Shotgunned by JiggleMaster69 October 15, 2012

Shotgunning 

Taking a drag from a cigarette/cigar, then expelling the smoke into someone's mouth (usually your girlfriend) while they inhale it. Like an open-mouthed kiss, except with smoke involved.
Dude, look at those 2 shotgunning! She looks like she's enjoying it.
Shotgunning by Jenni N. June 13, 2008

Shotgunning a Pizza

The act of rolling a full pizza pie into a burrito, pounding one end into the table, and then consuming it as a burrito (This must be done by a single individual for it to be considered a proper shotgun).
Omg! He just finished Shotgunning a Pizza

We are planning on drinking some beers and shotgunning a pizza on Friday, wanna join?
Shotgunning a Pizza by The Bro One November 27, 2018

Shotgunned 

When you take a dump in the bathroom and need to fart in the middle of it, end up farting and spraying shit all inside the toilet bowl. It hurts but at the same time has the satisfaction of shooting a shotgun.
"What were those loud bangs from the bathroom?"
"Sorry I shotgunned your toilet."
Shotgunned by PumpkinSnickers April 6, 2019
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