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Shotgunned 

Verb
When engaging in anal with a woman, the woman craps diarrhea on your penis, effectively spraying it on and around your penis, usually in the pubic region.
Man: Aww yeah..

Woman: Oh shit..

Man: Wha- ohgodohgodohgod u just shotgunned me?!?

Woman: Sorry..

Man: Sorry?!?! Get the fuck out!
Shotgunned by JiggleMaster69 October 15, 2012
Words you can keep

Shotgunned 

When you take a dump in the bathroom and need to fart in the middle of it, end up farting and spraying shit all inside the toilet bowl. It hurts but at the same time has the satisfaction of shooting a shotgun.
"What were those loud bangs from the bathroom?"
"Sorry I shotgunned your toilet."
Shotgunned by PumpkinSnickers April 6, 2019

shotgunned 

when one goes down on a girl and she surprise squirts you in the face.
I went down on Cait the other night and holy shit she shotgunned me!
shotgunned by cind3rsn0w November 7, 2010

Shotgunned 

Shot point blank in the face. Said object being shot usually blows up.
I shotgunned somebody while playing paintball.

Shotgunned 

The act of simultaneously jerking off a man and putting a phallic up his anus when kneeling in front.
Thankfully Californication clarified what being shotgunned was before I took the art student up on her offer.

shotgunned 

Getting owned by a shotgun.
I just shotgunned you!
shotgunned by Darin Number 2 April 26, 2007

Shotgunned from Africa 

A term that is coined by the Destiny community. Usually said when someone attempts to kill someone from an outrageous distance with a shotgun, or said player get shoutgunned from a very long distance, well out of the shotgun's normal range cap. Also Africa is a continent.
"Did I just get shotgunned from Africa?!"
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