short shopping

The art of sifting through ashtrays to find partially smoked cigarettes. (Usually done when one has no cigarettes of their own to smoke)

"I ran out of smokes and the store was closed, so I went out back and did some short shopping."

short shopping by Mr. Arkade March 12, 2014

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Short Stopping

When another drug dealer moves in on your territory.

He be short stopping on my block.

Short Stopping by ZipZapAchoo August 18, 2010

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Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

Shart Shopping by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

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Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Shart Shopping by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

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Stopping Short

Hitting the brakes at the last second so you can grab the breast of the woman next to you while looking like a hero all at once

I heard that Jeff has been stopping short with all his dates latly

Stopping Short by supergoose94 November 12, 2010

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Shopping Shart

unexpected, extra wet leakage during gas expulsion while shopping

Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.

Shopping Shart by No shoes, no shirt, no sharts. June 16, 2012

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Shopping Shart

When you're shopping in the store, your gut rumbles, and you can't find the bathroom.

I was at Gucci and they said the bathroom was only for employees, so I had a shopping shart right there at the checkout.

Shopping Shart by Crash Test Andy January 19, 2019

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