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Short Kings 

They are below 5’5 but are packing a whol third leg down in their pp area.
Ima short kings trust.
Short Kings by Elben Lord October 10, 2022
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Short King 

A man who realizes that his lack of height has nothing to do with his perception of his own self worth.
You can’t be a short king if you are not 100% comfortable with being short.
Short King by Mac9891 June 26, 2022

Short king 

A term of endearment for men under 5’9. Many use it for their favorite male celebrity/youtuber/etc who are under 5’9.Popularized by cody ko and Noel Miller in their videos. Short King and manlet aren’t interchangeable. Manlet is more of an insult towards short men in general or for short men who are insecure about their height and try to make up for it by acting more masculine(like body building and lifting)
“Cody ko is such a short king!”
“ I know right? Short kings only”
Short king by Byebyenine September 5, 2019
Word of the Day on October 30, 2021

Short King 

Men under 175 cm-172 cm (5`9 - 5`7) , depends on country. The average world height of a man is 175-172 cm. Height is mostly pre determined, and cant be changed. A short king is the short man or short boy who fights no matter what. In school, in the gym, in the office. Tries to be confident no matter what. Even in pain or in joy, the short king tries to be the best they can be, for themself and for others. Even if the odds are against them. Even if the short man or short boy gets bullied or rejected, the still rises up, like a phoenix from the ashes. As the king he is. Standing victorious. For those reasons above. Short kings tend to me smarter, kinder, hotter also more muscular definition. Short kings play the game on hard mode, tall men kill minions, short kings kill demons. Short kings are the ultimate warrior in life. All should be respected regardless of height.

Examples of short kings.

Tom Cruise (Rich, handsome)
Kevin Hart

Zac Effron
Lionel Messi (GOAT)
Kanye West (Visionary)
Tom Holland (Spider-Man)
Tyler1 (Built different)
Daniel Radcliffe

Jimin

Robert Downey

DJ Khaled
Justin Bieber
Shah Rukh Khan

Jeff Bezoz (Richest man in the world)
Nelly (handsome)
Jack Ma

Aliko Dangote

Azim Premji (Philantropist)

Albert Einstein
Mark Zuckerberg
Bill Gates
Stephen Hawking
Lee Byung-chul (Samsung creator)
Lewis Latimer (Inventor)
Floyd Mayweather (Strongest)
Manny Pacquiao

Anime

Levi

Ash
Eren

Luffy

Goku

Vegeta

We got this kings
"Look at that short man, what is he doing ?"
- "Oh you mean the short king? Yeah he cool"
Short King by Revived Soul February 3, 2023

short king spring 

The term, which refers to men who are under 5'9”, has taken off after users pointed out a number of celebrity pairings where the man is shorter than the woman.
Tom Holland out here celebrating short king spring with Zendaya .
short king spring by Irene A. April 11, 2022

National Short King Day 

June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.
Friend: “Sup short stack”
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”

Short King 

Lionel Andrés Messi is a Short King
Short King by A random white van December 19, 2022
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