Short kids 

As small man useusuly with the name Zane or Dustin that has no friends and asked like a monkey

Short kids: I met up with a kid named Zane and he ruined my whole day.

Short kids by Big dick god December 7, 2016

Short kids 

The troublemakers at school who love to troll ppl including eachother I’m one of them and I’m aware of this and I like it anyways when the tall mature guy tells them off they’re the bad guy leading to the short kid to troll them even more

Short Kid 1: "Hey, look at Jake over there! He's like a giant compared to us!"

Short Kid 2: "Yeah, let's go mess with him!"

Short Kid 3: "This is gonna be hilarious!"

The short kids approach Jake, who is reading quietly under a tree.

Short Kid 1: "Hey, Jake! How's the weather up there?"

Short Kid 2: "You must have a hard time fitting through doorways with those long legs!"

Jake: "Guys, come on. Can't you find someone else to bother?"

Short Kid 3: "Aw, what's the matter, Jake? Can't take a little joke?"

Jake: "It's not funny when it's at my expense. Just leave me alone, okay?"

The short kids exchange amused glances before turning back to Jake, their mischief evident.

Short Kid 1: "Oh, looks like Mr. Tall Guy can't handle a little teasing!"

Short Kid 2: "Maybe we should make fun of him some more!"

Short Kid 3: "Yeah, let's see how much he can take before he snaps!"

Despite Jake's protests, the short kids continue to taunt and tease him, their laughter echoing through the schoolyard.

Short kids by JDMF March 6, 2024

Slap short kids 

November 1st is slap short kids day.

AYO tryone why did you slap demetruis demacrus tha 3rd you didn't know today's november 1st slap short kids day.

Slap short kids by MR_BASTARD$$$$ November 1, 2021

Short Bus Kids 

1.)n. A very avanced marajuana researchers group located in New England.
2.)v. To loose ones focus, and stumble at whatever present task he/she is undertaking at said moment, usally due to over smoke of marajuana.

n. Guy: " I got some amazing pot from some place in NE called Short Bus Kids"
Guy2: " @#!$^ sweet!!!!

v. Guy " Hey did I flush the toilet?
Guy2: " No.."
Guy2: " you pulled an SBK move huh..?
Guy: " ah shit..."

Short Bus Kids by Short Bus Kid's October 16, 2008

Shorty kids

1. Kids that are short

2. A boy or girl in the first year of college
3. A young child in a gang

1. You see those kids walking down the sidewalk? They are some shorty kids
2. look in the college dorm next to us I think they are shorty kids
3. Have you heard of the stories a bunch of shorty kids had was just arrested for killing someone

Shorty kids by 459395 February 19, 2022

shoot my kids all over the place 

A copious, nearly uncontrollable ejaculation, "the kids" being each individual sperm.

When I saw the stripper bend over, I nearly shot my kids all over the place.

shoot my kids all over the place by g-xerxes January 29, 2003

What sort of God would make you kill kids? 

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!

Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."

What sort of God would make you kill kids? by Hym Iam November 7, 2023