Definitions by JDMF
2016-2018
The best era in memes. Basically the modern version of the 1980s back then dabbing was cool and fidget spinners and Fortnite and we all loved Minecraft Roblox and Pokémon and watched Dennis daily everyday and listen to all star and everyone isn’t as toxic as they are today.
I miss 2016-2018. Back then I was 5-7 and my fiends accepted me for who I was. But now I’m in middle school and when I dab or stuff I look like an idiot and my classmates only care about sex and drugs
Elmore junior high
Elmore junior high by JDMF June 21, 2024
We’re all going to the same place
Asher: *cuts cameron*
Cameron: yo why did u cut me
Asher: bro we’re all going to the same place deal with it
Cameron: no
Cameron: yo why did u cut me
Asher: bro we’re all going to the same place deal with it
Cameron: no
We’re all going to the same place by JDMF May 28, 2024
Hey man that’s not cool
Hey man that’s not cool by JDMF April 14, 2024
Friend hunting
Lonely person: BE MY FRIEND BE MY FRIEND NOWWWWW
potential friend: no stop friend hunting ur not getting them
Lonely person: THEN U DIE
potential friend: no stop friend hunting ur not getting them
Lonely person: THEN U DIE
Friend hunting by JDMF April 6, 2024
School staff
Annoying idiots who work at your school and are really annoying getting mad for little to no reason and other stuff and when someone talks back they get even more mad because they want to look like the good boy well guess what staff ur not ur the ones causing the problem
In the bustling cafeteria, a group of students laughs and chats over their lunch.
School staff member: "Hey, keep it down! This is a place for eating, not a concert hall!"
Student: "But everyone's talking, and it's lunchtime..."
School Staff member: "I don't care! You need to respect the rules."
Student: "Sorry, but it seems a bit unfair..."
School Staff member: "Excuse me? Are you talking back to me? I won't tolerate any disobedience! DETENTION!”
The student shrugs, knowing it's pointless to argue further, as the staff member's need to assert authority overrides any attempt at reasonable dialogue.
student 2: “oh my god the school staff are really annoying.”
School staff member: “get the fuck out!”
Student 2: “ok I don’t give a fuck dumb bitch nobody cares about ur dumbass literally getting mad at us for talking at lunch are you stupid get a life damn!”
School staff member: “I said get out your expelled!”
Student 2: “ok thanks away from this damn school!”
School staff member: "Hey, keep it down! This is a place for eating, not a concert hall!"
Student: "But everyone's talking, and it's lunchtime..."
School Staff member: "I don't care! You need to respect the rules."
Student: "Sorry, but it seems a bit unfair..."
School Staff member: "Excuse me? Are you talking back to me? I won't tolerate any disobedience! DETENTION!”
The student shrugs, knowing it's pointless to argue further, as the staff member's need to assert authority overrides any attempt at reasonable dialogue.
student 2: “oh my god the school staff are really annoying.”
School staff member: “get the fuck out!”
Student 2: “ok I don’t give a fuck dumb bitch nobody cares about ur dumbass literally getting mad at us for talking at lunch are you stupid get a life damn!”
School staff member: “I said get out your expelled!”
Student 2: “ok thanks away from this damn school!”
School staff by JDMF March 27, 2024