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2016-2018

The best era in memes. Basically the modern version of the 1980s back then dabbing was cool and fidget spinners and Fortnite and we all loved Minecraft Roblox and Pokémon and watched Dennis daily everyday and listen to all star and everyone isn’t as toxic as they are today.
I miss 2016-2018. Back then I was 5-7 and my fiends accepted me for who I was. But now I’m in middle school and when I dab or stuff I look like an idiot and my classmates only care about sex and drugs
by JDMF March 22, 2025
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Elmore junior high

Person 1: so what school do u go to

Person 2: Elmore junior high

Person 1: TAKE ME WITH U
by JDMF June 21, 2024
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We’re all going to the same place

A stupid quote just so cutting a line can be fair similar to telling someone life’s unfair
Asher: *cuts cameron*
Cameron: yo why did u cut me
Asher: bro we’re all going to the same place deal with it
Cameron: no
by JDMF May 28, 2024
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Hey man that’s not cool

What you say when you get caught in 4K kissing your waifu on a pillow
*shines a flashlight*
Sandals: *kissing a pillow* hey man that’s not cool
by JDMF April 14, 2024
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Friend hunting

The action of forcing someone to be ur friend mainly when ur lonely
Lonely person: BE MY FRIEND BE MY FRIEND NOWWWWW
potential friend: no stop friend hunting ur not getting them
Lonely person: THEN U DIE
by JDMF April 6, 2024
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School staff

Annoying idiots who work at your school and are really annoying getting mad for little to no reason and other stuff and when someone talks back they get even more mad because they want to look like the good boy well guess what staff ur not ur the ones causing the problem
In the bustling cafeteria, a group of students laughs and chats over their lunch.

School staff member: "Hey, keep it down! This is a place for eating, not a concert hall!"

Student: "But everyone's talking, and it's lunchtime..."

School Staff member: "I don't care! You need to respect the rules."

Student: "Sorry, but it seems a bit unfair..."

School Staff member: "Excuse me? Are you talking back to me? I won't tolerate any disobedience! DETENTION!”

The student shrugs, knowing it's pointless to argue further, as the staff member's need to assert authority overrides any attempt at reasonable dialogue.

student 2: “oh my god the school staff are really annoying.”

School staff member: “get the fuck out!”

Student 2: “ok I don’t give a fuck dumb bitch nobody cares about ur dumbass literally getting mad at us for talking at lunch are you stupid get a life damn!”

School staff member: “I said get out your expelled!”

Student 2: “ok thanks away from this damn school!”
by JDMF March 27, 2024
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Green pug

An annoying bitch who loves spreading rumors about me because I said a movie is postponed
by JDMF March 16, 2024
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