JDMF's definitions

Green pug

An annoying bitch who loves spreading rumors about me because I said a movie is postponed

Green pug is a bitch

by JDMF March 16, 2024

(Indirectly mentioned)

When u see this on a list of characters it’s when someone is mentioned but not reffered to by name

In ripped pants

Characters

French Narrator
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob's swim trunks (debut)
Sandy Cheeks
Squidward Tentacles (indirectly mentioned)
Larry the Lobster (debut)
Chef (debut)
Sports guy (debut)
Incidentals
Incidental 32 (debut)
Incidental 24 (debut; cameo)
Incidental 16 (debut)
Incidental 17 (debut)
Incidental 15 (debut)
Incidental 5 (debut)
Incidental 23 (debut)
Incidental 14 (debut)
Incidental 4 (debut)
Incidental 7 (debut)
Incidental 22 (debut)
Incidental 2 (debut)
Incidental 34 (debut)
Incidental 29 (debut)
Incidental 6 (debut)
Incidental 31 (debut)
Fred
Incidental 36 (debut)
Incidental 27 (debut)
Incidental 20 (debut)
Scooter (debut)
Incidental 37B (debut)
Incidental 37A (debut)
Incidental 10 (debut)
Incidental 13 (debut)
Incidental 18 (debut)
Incidental 9 (debut)
Incidental 39 (debut)
Incidental 41 (debut)
Incidental 40 (debut)
Incidental 155 (debut)
Incidental 8 (debut)
Incidental 21 (debut)
Incidental 46 (debut)
Incidental 49 (debut)
Incidental 47 (debut)
Incidental 48 (debut)
Incidental 45 (debut)
Incidental 3
Incidental 12 (debut)
Incidental 35 (debut)
Incidental 19 (debut)
Incidental 30
Incidental 42 (debut)
Incidental 24A (debut)
"Loser" incidentals (debut)
Loser 1 (debut)
Loser 2 (debut)
Loser 3 (debut)

Squidwards indirect mention

*spongebob becomes squidward with sand*
SpongeBob: hey Sandy who am I

by JDMF December 16, 2023

Lurking side characters

Lurking side characters are a group of background characters in SpongeBob

Each lurking side character has its own physical appearance due to being filler characters who are far in the distance they don’t do anything much there so distant that u can’t even see there pupils in fact they look like herobrine

However these characters are special because they server a completely different purpose then the other background characters they aren’t really meant to speak and are seen in the either the distance lines or crowds but also generic background characters in the distance

A fun fact before we end this: Even tho they look like herobrine in episodes such as Valentine’s Day, the good krabby name, Sandy’s nutmare and snail mail they can be closer (not in foreground close) but they have drawn pupils

Patrick: *sees some fish* who r they
SpongeBob: shhh we don’t talk to them there lurking side characters

Patrick: hello there lurking side character
Lurking side character: huh
SpongeBob: PATRICK WHY NOW THERE NOT FILLER AHHHHHHHHHHH U RUINED THE SHOW AND GUESS WHAT
Patrick: what
SpongeBob: IT WAS LIVE
Patrick: oh
*every single character in SpongeBob (even dead characters) and the people watching SpongeBob jump patrick*

by JDMF December 10, 2023

Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist

Whatever idiot did that should not exist

Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist THERE U HAPOY NOW BITCH

by JDMF December 3, 2023

Friend hunting

The action of forcing someone to be ur friend mainly when ur lonely

Lonely person: BE MY FRIEND BE MY FRIEND NOWWWWW
potential friend: no stop friend hunting ur not getting them
Lonely person: THEN U DIE

by JDMF April 6, 2024

Conversation jumper

That one annoying asshole who no one talks to and just jumps into conversations that they weren’t involved in not to mention no one was talking to them and they do this because they’re lonely as fuck

John: "So, Sarah, what do you think about going hiking this weekend?"

Sarah: "I'm all for it! The weather should be perfect."

Mark: "Hey, guys, have you ever tried rock climbing? I hear it's a great workout!"

John: *whispers to Sarah* "Looks like we've got a conversation jumper on our hands."

Sarah: *nods* "Yeah, it seems like Mark just can't resist jumping into our conversations."

by JDMF March 5, 2024

Band geeks

The best SpongeBob episode

Person 1: band geeks is the best episode dude
Person 2: that’s no cap right there

by JDMF December 28, 2023