JDMF's definitions

Band geeks

The best SpongeBob episode

Person 1: band geeks is the best episode dude
Person 2: that’s no cap right there

by JDMF December 28, 2023

He’s flying

The best song from SpongeBob especially the first part

SpongeBob: I’m flying I’m flying
Fish: he’s flying he’s flying he’s really really flying
SpongeBob: they laughed they scoffed before I had lift off
Fish: but now he’s flying he’s flying high in the sky
SpongeBob: I’d love to hang around to say I told you so but it’s off to jellyfish fields I go

by JDMF December 3, 2023

Spongledobble

An evil sponge with the power to absorb water and mermaid man and barnacle boys worst enemy

*mermaid man and barnacle boy shoot some water*
*spongledobble absorbs it*
Mermaid man: he’s absorbing it like some evil sponge

by JDMF February 11, 2024

Discord reposters

Those annoying ppl who love reposting the same shit over and over and say the chat is dying even when it’s not

A whole argument happens
Splendidred: reposts an image for the 2763rd time
Me inside: discord reposters are annoying
Me: dude stop
Splendidred: the chat is dying
Me: there’s a whole fucking argument wdym

by JDMF January 6, 2024

Elmore junior high

Literally the best school to go to

Person 1: so what school do u go to

Person 2: Elmore junior high

Person 1: TAKE ME WITH U

by JDMF June 21, 2024

Main character

Clearly me real life just feels like a show and I’m the main character and there has been proof like ppl arguing over who’s role someone is (which is background) sentence below 👇

Sentence 1
Josiah: she’s a background character

Jayden: no she’s a side character
Josiah: no she’s a background character
(Obviously background for me)

Sentence 2
Malachi: I’m the main character
Me: no I am
Kenheil: that’s cap
Javien: ur that one character who only appears in 2 episodes and doesn’t appear for the rest of the season
Javien: Excactly
Me: ur just mad because ur just side characters

by JDMF January 12, 2024

My 6th grade class

My annoying ass class where everyone targeted me for completely no reason and blaming it on me I’m not even being a whiny ass brat it’s true when I was student leader they straight up went crazy and then later a new teacher came AND SHE BELIEVED ALL THEY SAID wow they were such dumbasses OH YEAH AND DID I FORGET TO MENTION EVERYTIME SOMEONE FARTED THEY BLAMED IT ALL ON ME but in seventh grade some became friends after REALIZING THEY WERE WRONG AND NOT ME

Me: my 6th grade class is so annoying
Tiewray: how
Me: straight up targeting me for no reason
Tiewray: skill issue
Me: BITCH SHUT UP *slaps tiewray*
Tiewray: OW
*later in seventh grade*
Christian: guys think about how we were all wrong in this
Devin: fr
Jay: fr tho
Ramel: WADDUP JDMF *daps him up*
Me: yessir

by JDMF December 10, 2023