JDMF's definitions

Green pug

An annoying bitch who loves spreading rumors about me because I said a movie is postponed

Green pug is a bitch

by JDMF March 16, 2024

Friend hunting

The action of forcing someone to be ur friend mainly when ur lonely

Lonely person: BE MY FRIEND BE MY FRIEND NOWWWWW
potential friend: no stop friend hunting ur not getting them
Lonely person: THEN U DIE

by JDMF April 6, 2024

Conversation jumper

That one annoying asshole who no one talks to and just jumps into conversations that they weren’t involved in not to mention no one was talking to them and they do this because they’re lonely as fuck

John: "So, Sarah, what do you think about going hiking this weekend?"

Sarah: "I'm all for it! The weather should be perfect."

Mark: "Hey, guys, have you ever tried rock climbing? I hear it's a great workout!"

John: *whispers to Sarah* "Looks like we've got a conversation jumper on our hands."

Sarah: *nods* "Yeah, it seems like Mark just can't resist jumping into our conversations."

by JDMF March 5, 2024

Spongledobble

An evil sponge with the power to absorb water and mermaid man and barnacle boys worst enemy

*mermaid man and barnacle boy shoot some water*
*spongledobble absorbs it*
Mermaid man: he’s absorbing it like some evil sponge

by JDMF February 11, 2024

Band geeks

The best SpongeBob episode

Person 1: band geeks is the best episode dude
Person 2: that’s no cap right there

by JDMF December 28, 2023

He’s flying

The best song from SpongeBob especially the first part

SpongeBob: I’m flying I’m flying
Fish: he’s flying he’s flying he’s really really flying
SpongeBob: they laughed they scoffed before I had lift off
Fish: but now he’s flying he’s flying high in the sky
SpongeBob: I’d love to hang around to say I told you so but it’s off to jellyfish fields I go

by JDMF December 3, 2023

(Indirectly mentioned)

When u see this on a list of characters it’s when someone is mentioned but not reffered to by name

In ripped pants

Characters

French Narrator
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob's swim trunks (debut)
Sandy Cheeks
Squidward Tentacles (indirectly mentioned)
Larry the Lobster (debut)
Chef (debut)
Sports guy (debut)
Incidentals
Incidental 32 (debut)
Incidental 24 (debut; cameo)
Incidental 16 (debut)
Incidental 17 (debut)
Incidental 15 (debut)
Incidental 5 (debut)
Incidental 23 (debut)
Incidental 14 (debut)
Incidental 4 (debut)
Incidental 7 (debut)
Incidental 22 (debut)
Incidental 2 (debut)
Incidental 34 (debut)
Incidental 29 (debut)
Incidental 6 (debut)
Incidental 31 (debut)
Fred
Incidental 36 (debut)
Incidental 27 (debut)
Incidental 20 (debut)
Scooter (debut)
Incidental 37B (debut)
Incidental 37A (debut)
Incidental 10 (debut)
Incidental 13 (debut)
Incidental 18 (debut)
Incidental 9 (debut)
Incidental 39 (debut)
Incidental 41 (debut)
Incidental 40 (debut)
Incidental 155 (debut)
Incidental 8 (debut)
Incidental 21 (debut)
Incidental 46 (debut)
Incidental 49 (debut)
Incidental 47 (debut)
Incidental 48 (debut)
Incidental 45 (debut)
Incidental 3
Incidental 12 (debut)
Incidental 35 (debut)
Incidental 19 (debut)
Incidental 30
Incidental 42 (debut)
Incidental 24A (debut)
"Loser" incidentals (debut)
Loser 1 (debut)
Loser 2 (debut)
Loser 3 (debut)

Squidwards indirect mention

*spongebob becomes squidward with sand*
SpongeBob: hey Sandy who am I

by JDMF December 16, 2023