Lonely person: BE MY FRIEND BE MY FRIEND NOWWWWW
potential friend: no stop friend hunting ur not getting them
Lonely person: THEN U DIE
potential friend: no stop friend hunting ur not getting them
Lonely person: THEN U DIE
by JDMF April 06, 2024
My annoying ass class where everyone targeted me for completely no reason and blaming it on me I’m not even being a whiny ass brat it’s true when I was student leader they straight up went crazy and then later a new teacher came AND SHE BELIEVED ALL THEY SAID wow they were such dumbasses OH YEAH AND DID I FORGET TO MENTION EVERYTIME SOMEONE FARTED THEY BLAMED IT ALL ON ME but in seventh grade some became friends after REALIZING THEY WERE WRONG AND NOT ME
Me: my 6th grade class is so annoying
Tiewray: how
Me: straight up targeting me for no reason
Tiewray: skill issue
Me: BITCH SHUT UP *slaps tiewray*
Tiewray: OW
*later in seventh grade*
Christian: guys think about how we were all wrong in this
Devin: fr
Jay: fr tho
Ramel: WADDUP JDMF *daps him up*
Me: yessir
Tiewray: how
Me: straight up targeting me for no reason
Tiewray: skill issue
Me: BITCH SHUT UP *slaps tiewray*
Tiewray: OW
*later in seventh grade*
Christian: guys think about how we were all wrong in this
Devin: fr
Jay: fr tho
Ramel: WADDUP JDMF *daps him up*
Me: yessir
by JDMF December 10, 2023
That one annoying asshole who no one talks to and just jumps into conversations that they weren’t involved in not to mention no one was talking to them and they do this because they’re lonely as fuck
John: "So, Sarah, what do you think about going hiking this weekend?"
Sarah: "I'm all for it! The weather should be perfect."
Mark: "Hey, guys, have you ever tried rock climbing? I hear it's a great workout!"
John: *whispers to Sarah* "Looks like we've got a conversation jumper on our hands."
Sarah: *nods* "Yeah, it seems like Mark just can't resist jumping into our conversations."
Sarah: "I'm all for it! The weather should be perfect."
Mark: "Hey, guys, have you ever tried rock climbing? I hear it's a great workout!"
John: *whispers to Sarah* "Looks like we've got a conversation jumper on our hands."
Sarah: *nods* "Yeah, it seems like Mark just can't resist jumping into our conversations."
by JDMF March 05, 2024
by JDMF March 16, 2024
Me: guys stop hating on the amazing world of gumball *shoots gumball haters*
Gumball haters: ahhhhhhhhh *dies*
Gumball hater ghosts: we regret what we did wahhhhh
Gumball haters: ahhhhhhhhh *dies*
Gumball hater ghosts: we regret what we did wahhhhh
by JDMF December 09, 2023
Lurking side characters are a group of background characters in SpongeBob
Each lurking side character has its own physical appearance due to being filler characters who are far in the distance they don’t do anything much there so distant that u can’t even see there pupils in fact they look like herobrine
However these characters are special because they server a completely different purpose then the other background characters they aren’t really meant to speak and are seen in the either the distance lines or crowds but also generic background characters in the distance
A fun fact before we end this: Even tho they look like herobrine in episodes such as Valentine’s Day, the good krabby name, Sandy’s nutmare and snail mail they can be closer (not in foreground close) but they have drawn pupils
Each lurking side character has its own physical appearance due to being filler characters who are far in the distance they don’t do anything much there so distant that u can’t even see there pupils in fact they look like herobrine
However these characters are special because they server a completely different purpose then the other background characters they aren’t really meant to speak and are seen in the either the distance lines or crowds but also generic background characters in the distance
A fun fact before we end this: Even tho they look like herobrine in episodes such as Valentine’s Day, the good krabby name, Sandy’s nutmare and snail mail they can be closer (not in foreground close) but they have drawn pupils
Patrick: *sees some fish* who r they
SpongeBob: shhh we don’t talk to them there lurking side characters
Patrick: hello there lurking side character
Lurking side character: huh
SpongeBob: PATRICK WHY NOW THERE NOT FILLER AHHHHHHHHHHH U RUINED THE SHOW AND GUESS WHAT
Patrick: what
SpongeBob: IT WAS LIVE
Patrick: oh
*every single character in SpongeBob (even dead characters) and the people watching SpongeBob jump patrick*
SpongeBob: shhh we don’t talk to them there lurking side characters
Patrick: hello there lurking side character
Lurking side character: huh
SpongeBob: PATRICK WHY NOW THERE NOT FILLER AHHHHHHHHHHH U RUINED THE SHOW AND GUESS WHAT
Patrick: what
SpongeBob: IT WAS LIVE
Patrick: oh
*every single character in SpongeBob (even dead characters) and the people watching SpongeBob jump patrick*
by JDMF December 10, 2023
Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist THERE U HAPOY NOW BITCH
by JDMF December 03, 2023