JDMF's definitions

The Amazing World of Gumball

Ok I’m sorry that message was to none gone who chose to hate gumball and shouldn’t exist kill him

Me: guys stop hating on the amazing world of gumball *shoots gumball haters*
Gumball haters: ahhhhhhhhh *dies*
Gumball hater ghosts: we regret what we did wahhhhh

by JDMF December 9, 2023

My 6th grade class

My annoying ass class where everyone targeted me for completely no reason and blaming it on me I’m not even being a whiny ass brat it’s true when I was student leader they straight up went crazy and then later a new teacher came AND SHE BELIEVED ALL THEY SAID wow they were such dumbasses OH YEAH AND DID I FORGET TO MENTION EVERYTIME SOMEONE FARTED THEY BLAMED IT ALL ON ME but in seventh grade some became friends after REALIZING THEY WERE WRONG AND NOT ME

Me: my 6th grade class is so annoying
Tiewray: how
Me: straight up targeting me for no reason
Tiewray: skill issue
Me: BITCH SHUT UP *slaps tiewray*
Tiewray: OW
*later in seventh grade*
Christian: guys think about how we were all wrong in this
Devin: fr
Jay: fr tho
Ramel: WADDUP JDMF *daps him up*
Me: yessir

by JDMF December 10, 2023

Band geeks

The best SpongeBob episode

Person 1: band geeks is the best episode dude
Person 2: that’s no cap right there

by JDMF December 28, 2023

He’s flying

The best song from SpongeBob especially the first part

SpongeBob: I’m flying I’m flying
Fish: he’s flying he’s flying he’s really really flying
SpongeBob: they laughed they scoffed before I had lift off
Fish: but now he’s flying he’s flying high in the sky
SpongeBob: I’d love to hang around to say I told you so but it’s off to jellyfish fields I go

by JDMF December 3, 2023

Friend hunting

The action of forcing someone to be ur friend mainly when ur lonely

Lonely person: BE MY FRIEND BE MY FRIEND NOWWWWW
potential friend: no stop friend hunting ur not getting them
Lonely person: THEN U DIE

by JDMF April 6, 2024

Green pug

An annoying bitch who loves spreading rumors about me because I said a movie is postponed

Green pug is a bitch

by JDMF March 16, 2024

Conversation jumper

That one annoying asshole who no one talks to and just jumps into conversations that they weren’t involved in not to mention no one was talking to them and they do this because they’re lonely as fuck

John: "So, Sarah, what do you think about going hiking this weekend?"

Sarah: "I'm all for it! The weather should be perfect."

Mark: "Hey, guys, have you ever tried rock climbing? I hear it's a great workout!"

John: *whispers to Sarah* "Looks like we've got a conversation jumper on our hands."

Sarah: *nods* "Yeah, it seems like Mark just can't resist jumping into our conversations."

by JDMF March 5, 2024