short bit

A small amount of time to be away. Usually about thirty minutes.

"I'll be back in a short bit"
"He'll just be gone a short bit"

by from the south July 30, 2019

National Smack a Short Bitch Day

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.

A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)

by Fratto_Inc October 7, 2021

short dick bitch fuck

An insulting term used in exteme cases. Like when someone REALLy needs to be taught a lesson on how to cuss someone out

Person one: You suck.
Person two: You short dick bitch fuck! I will take away your manhood!
Person one: Alrighty then

by heartsluv January 15, 2010

Short white bitch

Short white bitch normally a two faced liar. Loves drama

Dude...stay away from her. She's just a short white bitch.

by Fxiry_farts June 20, 2018

short pitch bitch

a bitch who prefers men with small genatalia

Dude 1: I can't believe Jenna is dating Joseph
Dude 2: Yeah, it's cause I heard she's a short pitch bitch

by Mr. Dumber November 17, 2022

Short Haired Power Bitch

A woman that has short hair that seems to have a problem against every man. They usually blame all of the world's problems on men and are extremely feminist. Most seem to be lesbian while others just are a bit butch. Beware, no matter how nice you are to them... they will have a problem with you.

I didn't hold the door for that short haired power bitch so she start cursing me out in the middle of Panera Bread.

by VictimtoaSHPB August 27, 2011

Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him

Description of a freeloader.
'To shout' is to buy someone a drink in Australia.

Wayne: 'Is it just me or does Jason go to the dunny whenever it's his round'
Bruce: 'Nah, that c*** wouldn't shout if a shark bit him!'

by Harry Sargent August 15, 2008