shorsey

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Shorsey is the type of guy to let you know when you’re being a dick. He’s not afraid to be an asshole and will let you know about his anger issues. Sometimes a Shorsey could be a really nice guy with mental problems.

Shorsey i don’t care

You know your being an asshole

Oh thanks for letting me know

shorsey by Refried Beans September 18, 2022

Words you can keep

Shoresy

A man rocket with wheels, dangles, and snipes. With his tinted visor and luscious hair, he definitely fucks.

"Fuck my entire fucking life, you titfuckers light a match the whole fucking barns going up"
"Fuck you Shoresy."

Shoresy by Jetspeedtwig December 13, 2019

Related Words

shorsey • shirsey • Shersey • Shordey • Shoresy • shorey • shorkey • shorrey • Shorse • shortey

shirsey

one of those T-shirts that looks like a jersey. shirt and jersey combined.

man, you shoulda spent the money for a jersey, you look like a clown in that bootleg Jeter shirsey!

shirsey by J Shap July 20, 2006

The Shoresy

You do a handstand, a girl blows you and right when you finish, she gives yer balls a tug titfucker

Last night some pals of mine was throwing back some Gussenbrews and looked over to see me getting The Shoresy

The Shoresy by SmokeyMcP0t November 29, 2021

Shorse

The ungodly combination of a shark and a horse.

"That shorse at my baby!"

Shorse by Shorses January 18, 2009

Shirsey

A T-shirt made to look like ,or be used in lieu of, a jersey.

May also refer to a shirt made in New Jersey.

Bob:sorry, jerseys are just too expensive for the team
coach: Lets just make some shirseys instead.

Patel:yoo tht shirt is the nicee where'd you get it from?
ramichandran:this is a shirsey bro!

Shirsey by frankreynolds November 29, 2009

smorsey

an adjective that means something is hot and sticky

The marshmellow cream on Darci's chin was very smorsey.

smorsey by Durk Wecker January 25, 2009

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026