shorsey

Shorsey is the type of guy to let you know when you’re being a dick. He’s not afraid to be an asshole and will let you know about his anger issues. Sometimes a Shorsey could be a really nice guy with mental problems.

Shorsey i don’t care

You know your being an asshole

Oh thanks for letting me know

by Refried Beans September 18, 2022

Shoresy

A man rocket with wheels, dangles, and snipes. With his tinted visor and luscious hair, he definitely fucks.

"Fuck my entire fucking life, you titfuckers light a match the whole fucking barns going up"
"Fuck you Shoresy."

by Jetspeedtwig December 13, 2019

shirsey

one of those T-shirts that looks like a jersey. shirt and jersey combined.

man, you shoulda spent the money for a jersey, you look like a clown in that bootleg Jeter shirsey!

by J Shap July 20, 2006

The Shoresy

You do a handstand, a girl blows you and right when you finish, she gives yer balls a tug titfucker

Last night some pals of mine was throwing back some Gussenbrews and looked over to see me getting The Shoresy

by SmokeyMcP0t November 29, 2021

Shorse

The ungodly combination of a shark and a horse.

"That shorse at my baby!"

by Shorses January 18, 2009

Shirsey

A T-shirt made to look like ,or be used in lieu of, a jersey.

May also refer to a shirt made in New Jersey.

Bob:sorry, jerseys are just too expensive for the team
coach: Lets just make some shirseys instead.

Patel:yoo tht shirt is the nicee where'd you get it from?
ramichandran:this is a shirsey bro!

by frankreynolds November 29, 2009

smorsey

an adjective that means something is hot and sticky

The marshmellow cream on Darci's chin was very smorsey.

by Durk Wecker January 25, 2009