shirsey 

one of those T-shirts that looks like a jersey. shirt and jersey combined.

man, you shoulda spent the money for a jersey, you look like a clown in that bootleg Jeter shirsey!

shirsey by J Shap July 20, 2006

Shirsey 

A T-shirt made to look like ,or be used in lieu of, a jersey.

May also refer to a shirt made in New Jersey.

Bob:sorry, jerseys are just too expensive for the team
coach: Lets just make some shirseys instead.

Patel:yoo tht shirt is the nicee where'd you get it from?
ramichandran:this is a shirsey bro!

Shirsey by frankreynolds November 29, 2009

shirsey 

A shirsey is a combination of a T-shirt and jersey. Preferred in the past by dirtbags and asshats, the shirsey has made a comeback as an affordable, yet acceptable form of sports apparrel.

Hold up knucka, I gotta go over to the concourse and by myself a Pujols shirsey

shirsey by ricknoberts May 3, 2006

...And don't call me shirley 

Famous line from the comedy movie "Airplane!". Used when someone uses the word "Surely" in their sentence. "Surely" sounds like "Shirley" when spoken, and therefore making sound as though your name is Shirley, or talking to someone called Shirley.

"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious...And don't call me Shirley."

...And don't call me shirley by Sakasaka March 11, 2014

Shirley Temple 

1. Known for her golden curls, dimpled smile and bright brown eyes Shirley Temple 1928-2014 (aka Shirley Temple Black) was an American child actress, singer, dancer and US ambassador who appeared in more than 50 motion pictures in her long career as a childstar. She was the number one box office star four years in a row, and is the youngest Oscar winner ever.

2. A type of non alcoholic drink for children typically made with lemon lime soda and grenadine syrup served with a cherry on top.

That kid has real talent, just like Shirley Temple!

Shirley Temple by Deter Dan April 11, 2017

pulling a shirley 

The act of buying something you don't want, but end up purchasing in bulk because it's on sale

"I already have 5 bags of chips in my closet, but I bought 10 more cause there was a 2/$3 sale."
"Dude, that's totally pulling a shirley"

pulling a shirley by quota21 May 8, 2014

Shirley Phelps-Roper 

1.(n, proper, technically) A member of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas. It is the spawn of the church's founder, Fred Phelps. This she-devil is often seen at or near the funerals of Iraq War victims, and LGBTs who died of AIDS, sporting large, colorful signs stating "God Hates Fags" and so on. Like her father, she believes that everything bad that happens to any American citizen or the country is because of the lack of federal persecution of gays and lesbos.

It should be noted that she is forbidden entry into the United Kingdom or any of its territories.

Shirley Phelps-Roper is evil. Anyone who disrespects the dead, regardless of who they had sex with while they were alive, is an asshole and should burn in hell.

Shirley Phelps-Roper by johnnydepplovesickne August 3, 2009