Shovking

If something is undescribable, better than shocking

Oh my god its size is so big it's shovking!-Jamal

by JUSTINBIEBER12334566 June 13, 2024

shovking

A posher way of calling something ‘shocking’

That tea was absolutely shovking

by Livia_rose June 13, 2024

Shovking

When something is better than shocking undescribable in a way

It is so big, its size it shovking!

by JUSTINBIEBER12334566 June 14, 2024

shocking the globe

when you let a hott lady suck on one of your testicles and thats it, till you fall asleep.

i wish that big booty bitch would be shocking the globe.

by Joshee November 26, 2006

shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.

Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.

by Defineurslang August 25, 2015

Shocking

Two in the bee hole one in the pee hole

Woah that was shocking

by Dubiks February 8, 2019

Shocking Sanchez

A Shocking Sanchez is when a Shocker hand gesture is inserted into a woman's anus (pinkie) and vagina (index and middle fingers) this is also known by this phrase "2 pink, one in the stink". After this insertion is withdrawn, this same hand gesture is placed under a person's nose with the pinkie being drawn under this person's nostrils. In some cases, this person sticks out their tongue to sample the vaginal juices on the index and middle fingers of the passing by shocker hand.

After I gave my gf a shocker, I decided to let her smell her own ass and taste her pussy by turning that simple shocker into a Shocking Sanchez...she loved it and wanted me to do it over and over again.

by Buck Futt April 3, 2010