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I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack 

I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack
I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack

National Smack a Short Bitch Day 

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.
A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)

Yeet Smack One Shot

The art of getting the shit smacked out of u so hard u fly 30 feat in the derection your facing
"I Yeet Smack One Shot a guy the other day off a railing"

Soot-sack 

Term referring to persons of African descent. Typified by their foul body odour, baggy trousers, miniscule IQ, allergy to work and propensity to commit mindless criminal acts, Soot-sacks can be found in most low-cost housing estates.

Collective noun, a crime of soot-sacks

As soot-sacks lack the brain-power to keep their primitive animal urges in check, they are a serious rape-risk.

Another possible reason as to why soot-sacks always have sex on the brain, is that they have pubic hair on their heads!

Soot-sacks sweat profusely as they suffer from the condition coondensation
Some bastard has stolen the wheels off my car! I knew I shouldn't have left it parked here, I saw a crime of soot-sacks hanging around earlier
Soot-sack by MrBrownstoneballs August 24, 2010

sack shot 

Also spelled "sac shot." The act of opening the fly of the pants, pulling out the nuts (leaving the soldier in the barracks), and letting 'em hang. Then approaching a seated colleague (preferably one who is preoccupied with something), positioning the protrusions directly at eye level, and asking them a question.

When they look up and see the testicle festival staring back at them, you got yourself a sack shot!
The guys on the football team would always give each other sack shots, until they found out a couple of them were enjoying them a little more than the rest.
sack shot by Dan-O-Mite! September 3, 2005

Sack Shot 

Having someone take a shot of their beverage of chooseing from your nut sack skin that is stretched into a cup shape.
Belly shots? Who does that? Try a sack shot!
Sack Shot by Lunchbox05 February 23, 2008