an expression of self-loathing or disgust directed towards either yourself, others, or an event. Also expressed as "shoot me in the face".
I didn't pass? Shoot me in the face.
He struck out? Shoot me in the face.
I came already? Guess I won't be shooting you in the face. Shoot me in the face.
He struck out? Shoot me in the face.
I came already? Guess I won't be shooting you in the face. Shoot me in the face.
by J to the Rone June 18, 2005
by Mary Queen of Scots April 23, 2003
When you are so frustrated or annoyed by something that you'd rather die than tolerate another minute of it.
When a loud speaking co-worker who sounds as dumb as a caveman is on phone calls all day and you can't take it anymore. You just want to put yourself out of your misery by shooting yourself in the face...
You may say something under your breath such as "For some reason, I just want to shoot myself in the face".
You may say something under your breath such as "For some reason, I just want to shoot myself in the face".
by Capn Caveman July 20, 2010
When something goes so terribly wrong you want to shoot yourself in the face five times, but pissed because you can only do it once
"SO did you kiss her yet?"
"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."
"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."
by Belkis Deyanira August 25, 2008