NOT just an excuse for girls to dress like complete sluts. Also an excuse for guys do dress as comfortably as possible in some ill-conceived "costume," and for both sexes to then get shitfaced and get laid, no matter how fat/ugly the accomplice. If you were born in July, you were probably conceived on Halloween- think about it!
Stacy: "Hi Tracy, know what you're going to be for HALLOWEEN?"
Tracy: "Well, I have this really short skirt..."
Stacy: "Great. Mark or some other guy will want to pork you if you wear it."
Tracy: "Yeah, I'll probably get porked, either by Mark or by a different person. After all it's HALLOWEEN."
Tracy: "Well, I have this really short skirt..."
Stacy: "Great. Mark or some other guy will want to pork you if you wear it."
Tracy: "Yeah, I'll probably get porked, either by Mark or by a different person. After all it's HALLOWEEN."
by whynot porker November 01, 2007
AN EVENING WHERE LITTLE KIDS DRESS IN COSTUMES AND GET CANDY; TEENS GET STONED AND GO GET CANDY; AND ADULTS GET DRESSED, GET STONED AND TAKE EVERYONE'S CANDY...JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN!
by catcee October 31, 2012
by One little hellian October 03, 2017
celebration where little kids dress up and get candy, teens dress up, get drunk, and go get candy, and adults dress up, get drunk, and give out candy, funny how things all work out.
by smoochiecoochie October 28, 2003
a kick ass holiday for two reasons:
(1) its the only day of the year you can dress up and demand candy from people you dont know
(2) It's Frank Iero's birtday.
(1) its the only day of the year you can dress up and demand candy from people you dont know
(2) It's Frank Iero's birtday.
(1) Kid: Give me candy! It's Halloween
Random Person: *hands kid snickers*
(2) Frank is awesome. You love him. you know you do.
Random Person: *hands kid snickers*
(2) Frank is awesome. You love him. you know you do.
by MCRFREAK October 31, 2005
Guy 1: Hey what's your costume gonna be for Halloween tomorrow?
Guy 2: I'm gonna steal my girlfriend's clothes and shoes and dress up like a blond slut.
Guy 1: Won't she mind?
Guy 2: Nan, she's curious about what I'll look like.
Next day...
Guy 1: Holy shit! You look better as a girl than a guy!!!
Guy 2: ...
Guy 2: I'm gonna steal my girlfriend's clothes and shoes and dress up like a blond slut.
Guy 1: Won't she mind?
Guy 2: Nan, she's curious about what I'll look like.
Next day...
Guy 1: Holy shit! You look better as a girl than a guy!!!
Guy 2: ...
by ihatelifemorethanyou November 01, 2009