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Shnozzer 

A word to describe the shape/length of someones nose in an insulting manner
-Look at that nonce over there!

-big Facking SHNOZZER LLLLL
Shnozzer by ToeSuc May 14, 2020
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shnoozer 

A Shnoozer is a nice nap. It’s a really deep and calming experience. But it can also be used when someone falls asleep.
Homie hit a shnoozer
shnoozer by Jetneyy March 18, 2020
a word used for nose generally used by drug takes who constantly have to be inhaling powder like speed or coke up there nose
Here mate you still have a bit of white powder under your snowzer
snowzer by Simon Dodd January 11, 2008
A person who completely fails at everything they try, even things that they themselves masterminded.
Joe Beerbottle has a good job, family and home. He quits his job and sells his house to start a buisness which fails and he loses all his money and his house. Joe Beerbottle is a Shmowzer.

One could also be a Shmowzer in a single moment like, spilling a beer they just poured for a girl, on the girl.
Shmowzer by muleonmushrooms October 3, 2009

Shnoozer 

A person that is extremely sleepy, always wants to sleep/ nap, or can’t stay up late.
“He’s such a little shnoozer- he took a nap today, but is already complaining about feeling sleepy, and it’s only 9 PM!”
Shnoozer by kr0ksis May 8, 2023
When you need to take a shit shower and nap. Doing this will make the rest of your day 10x better and easier.

About to go on a date take a shnower and you’ll be ready to go.
I need to a shnower when I get back and then I’ll be ready.
shnower by Pheath August 10, 2023
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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