a person who get fucked in the ass and then the same person doing the fuckingblows in the ass and trys to get the wind to come out of the pussy and if it happends she has twins
A person who completely fails at everything they try, even things that they themselves masterminded.
Joe Beerbottle has a good job, family and home. He quits his job and sells his house to start a buisness which fails and he loses all his money and his house. Joe Beerbottle is a Shmowzer.
One could also be a Shmowzer in a single moment like, spilling a beer they just poured for a girl, on the girl.