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shnowzer 

a person who get fucked in the ass and then the same person doing the fucking blows in the ass and trys to get the wind to come out of the pussy and if it happends she has twins
after douglas and black got done with the shnowzer douglas was pregnent onces again
shnowzer by shane February 21, 2004
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Shnozzer 

A word to describe the shape/length of someones nose in an insulting manner
-Look at that nonce over there!

-big Facking SHNOZZER LLLLL
Shnozzer by ToeSuc May 14, 2020
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shnoozer 

A Shnoozer is a nice nap. It’s a really deep and calming experience. But it can also be used when someone falls asleep.
Homie hit a shnoozer
shnoozer by Jetneyy March 18, 2020
a word used for nose generally used by drug takes who constantly have to be inhaling powder like speed or coke up there nose
Here mate you still have a bit of white powder under your snowzer
snowzer by Simon Dodd January 11, 2008
A person who completely fails at everything they try, even things that they themselves masterminded.
Joe Beerbottle has a good job, family and home. He quits his job and sells his house to start a buisness which fails and he loses all his money and his house. Joe Beerbottle is a Shmowzer.

One could also be a Shmowzer in a single moment like, spilling a beer they just poured for a girl, on the girl.
Shmowzer by muleonmushrooms October 3, 2009

Shnoozer 

A person that is extremely sleepy, always wants to sleep/ nap, or can’t stay up late.
“He’s such a little shnoozer- he took a nap today, but is already complaining about feeling sleepy, and it’s only 9 PM!”
Shnoozer by kr0ksis May 8, 2023
When you need to take a shit shower and nap. Doing this will make the rest of your day 10x better and easier.

About to go on a date take a shnower and you’ll be ready to go.
I need to a shnower when I get back and then I’ll be ready.
shnower by Pheath August 10, 2023
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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