Shmowzer

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A person who completely fails at everything they try, even things that they themselves masterminded.

Joe Beerbottle has a good job, family and home. He quits his job and sells his house to start a buisness which fails and he loses all his money and his house. Joe Beerbottle is a Shmowzer.

One could also be a Shmowzer in a single moment like, spilling a beer they just poured for a girl, on the girl.

Shmowzer by muleonmushrooms October 3, 2009

Words you can keep

Shmoozered

Getting baked out your mind

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now”
“Ima bouta get shmoozered”

Shmoozered by Danksmonker69 June 6, 2019

Related Words

Shmowzer • Shmoozer • shmower • shmoozerazin • Shmoozered • shnowzer • Showzer

Shmoozer

ONE WHO SHMOOZES. A smooth talker. Someone who has a way with words and uses it to their advantage. (i.e with members of the opposite sex)

He's known as a shmoozer when it comes to the ladies.

Shmoozer by Shoelaces October 6, 2011

shmower

To masturbate during a shower.

He was shmowering and left a jizzy mess for the next person.

shmower by Lee Z April 27, 2003

shmower

Jerking off in the shower.
VARIATIONS: shmleeping, shmitting around

Hold yo fuckin' horses, bitch! I just got out of the shmower... I'll get it up eventually!

shmower by Nick D February 8, 2003

Shmoozer

Someone that uses other people for their benefit

bro #1: "you know he only wants you at the party so you can get him alcohol, he's a fuckin shmoozer."

Shmoozer by henryzz September 28, 2008

shnowzer

a person who get fucked in the ass and then the same person doing the fucking blows in the ass and trys to get the wind to come out of the pussy and if it happends she has twins

after douglas and black got done with the shnowzer douglas was pregnent onces again

shnowzer by shane February 21, 2004

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026