Shmowzer

A person who completely fails at everything they try, even things that they themselves masterminded.

Joe Beerbottle has a good job, family and home. He quits his job and sells his house to start a buisness which fails and he loses all his money and his house. Joe Beerbottle is a Shmowzer.

One could also be a Shmowzer in a single moment like, spilling a beer they just poured for a girl, on the girl.

Shmowzer by muleonmushrooms October 3, 2009

Shmoozered 

Getting baked out your mind

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now”
“Ima bouta get shmoozered”

Shmoozered by Danksmonker69 June 6, 2019

Shmoozer 

ONE WHO SHMOOZES. A smooth talker. Someone who has a way with words and uses it to their advantage. (i.e with members of the opposite sex)

He's known as a shmoozer when it comes to the ladies.

Shmoozer by Shoelaces October 6, 2011

shmower 

To masturbate during a shower.

He was shmowering and left a jizzy mess for the next person.

shmower by Lee Z April 27, 2003

shmower 

Jerking off in the shower.
VARIATIONS: shmleeping, shmitting around

Hold yo fuckin' horses, bitch! I just got out of the shmower... I'll get it up eventually!

shmower by Nick D February 8, 2003

Shmoozer 

Someone that uses other people for their benefit

bro #1: "you know he only wants you at the party so you can get him alcohol, he's a fuckin shmoozer."

Shmoozer by henryzz September 28, 2008

shnowzer 

a person who get fucked in the ass and then the same person doing the fucking blows in the ass and trys to get the wind to come out of the pussy and if it happends she has twins

after douglas and black got done with the shnowzer douglas was pregnent onces again

shnowzer by shane February 21, 2004