shnorp

The act of consuming soup.

I ate the bagel,
I drank the milk,
I snorped the soup.

by dk May 13, 2005

shnorginhimer

a word used to replace a word that you don't know/doesn't exist.

you are smart as a euhhhhhh, shnorginhimer

by shorginhimer February 23, 2018

Shnurp

When someone accidentally sneezes while kissing another person and ends up by some possible chance, shooting boogers up their nose. It's a gross sight to witness.

Girl 1: ''I messed up on our Tinder date last night with this guy.''
Girl 2: ''What happened?''
Girl 1: ''I accidentally Shnurped when we were kissing and now he won't talk to me anymore :(''

by MetaZephere November 10, 2018

Shnort

When you see or hear something funny and blow some extra air out of your nostrils, instead of laughing. One puff of air out of your nose when you think something is funny. A mixture of a snort, a sniffle, and a laugh.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint *shnorts*

Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

Girl: *shnort* But you cant rearrange the alphabet.

I tried not to laugh in class, when Tom made a joke, so I shnortted.

by tsolo January 16, 2014

Shnopy

'Shnopy' is a god that is known for it's very odd behavior and name. The followers of 'Shnopy' are known as 'Shnopes'. The main religion that 'Shnopy' teaches is known as 'Shnopyism'. Followers of 'Shnopy' have to pray 2 times each day, and can't drink alcoholic beverages.

"Shnopy is my god!"

"I believe in the religion that Shnopy teaches"

by Ylitz December 13, 2017

Sneep Snorp

A meme dog

I love sneep snorp

by 707's bf December 20, 2019

shnoplifting

When you ask the cashier for the total before they ring up the last item, so they will forget to scan it. Only works if you are purchasing 4 or more items, the cashier is not putting the items into a bag one at a time as they scan them (or you are skipping bagging altogether), and the last item doesn't have a beeper. Even then, it doesn't always work, but when it does, it feels oh so sweet, especially if the item they forget to scan is the most expensive one. The term is a play on the word shoplifting, combined with the name of the inventor, who is occasionally known as Schnappoulop.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just went to a liquor store up in Canada where the cashier was really stupid. I asked her what the total was after she scanned the first three bottles, and she forgot to scan the fourth bottle.

Guy 2: So you got it for free?

Guy 1: Yeah, it' called shnoplifting!

Guy 2: Dude, I cannot believe you shnoplifted and sneaking alcohol across the border!

by schnappoulop September 26, 2012