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A collapsing of the phrase "sharp and short".

Let's keep this speech shorp.

shorp by kb November 3, 2004

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shorp

shorp is something that is round and pointy

sharp is not round but still pointy

you feel?

The alien teeth at the Museum of Natural History were quite shorp; five people were impaled in just one week!

shorp by flufflepuff07 June 1, 2022

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shorp

shorp is something that is round and pointy

sharp is not round but still pointy

you feel?

The alien teeth at the Museum of Natural History were quite shorp; five people were impaled in just one week!

shorp by flufflepuff07 June 1, 2022

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shorp

Shut up but cool version

You need to shorp

shorp by nooflezz March 8, 2025

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burple borp shorp

a blue-purple shoe that makes a lightsaber noise when you walk and also makes you levitate

i bought the new burple borp shorp yesterday, its great!

burple borp shorp by misstou2 January 20, 2022

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Scorpion Lips

A freak of nature born with actual scorpion-lips, making him unable to enunciate many words coherently.

Bill: Hey, Scorpion Lips, how old are you?

Scorpion Lips: I'm sevfentends.

Bill: You're seventeen??

Scorpion Lips: No! I said I'm sevfentends.

Bill. You're seventy??

Scorpion Lips: No!

Scorpion Lips by TheCreep1 March 8, 2011

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Pencil and Sharpener theory

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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