shnocked 

To be so tired you pass out; to blackout because you can't hang.

"Damn, that guy is shnocked."

shnocked by Yourtypicalbrowngir July 23, 2017

Shnocked 

To be so stupid drunk that you’re shnocked.

That drunk bitch at the bar named Angelia was so shnocked!

Shnocked by P-diddy July 26, 2023

shnockered 

The state of being really drunk.

Last night I got really shnockered at this party, it was great.

shnockered by Henry Schexnayder November 5, 2002

pussy shocked 

When one no longer seeks the vagina for fear of suffering the same fate as a previous occurence with a different woman.

Dude Benny why are you being such a pansy?
I think im pussy shocked.

pussy shocked by Brian_D December 18, 2007

Shcocked

A woman or man is 'shcocked' when they see a man's penis for the first or second time and are shocked or surprised or impressed at the length, girth or greatness of the member.

One may be 'shcocked' to the upside or to the downside- at a penises greatness or lameness, however, this word is more typically used in the context of an impressive, rather than disappointing member.

OMG- I saw his dick last night for the first time and was completely SHCOCKED! It was bigger and better than I could have ever possibly imagined!

Shcocked by Peen Queen September 6, 2013

Shnockered 

Doped, Drunk or High. Slightly Incomprehensible.

That man was completely schnockered!

Shnockered by Arcturus May 29, 2003

shocked my pants off 

to be surprised; astounded; blown away

It shocked my pants off to hear about the 70-year-old lady who gave birth to twins last week!

shocked my pants off by Ka.N.To October 28, 2012