A shizer wilhelm is any shit you have taken or are about to take that could possibly be your largest or nastiest one. To refer to a past shit as a shizer wilhelm mass defecation must have taken place and the aftermath witnessed by one credible person. Pronounced Shh-eye-zer will-helm

Dude drive faster I'm about to take a shizer wilhelm

Shizer Wilhelm by Yonker April 20, 2008

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shizer

the english form of the german word schei*e or in english shit
*special german letter meaning ss dat looks like B

Du bist Schei*e
you are shit

shizer by ZAC =P April 4, 2005

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Shizer Minelli

Shizer Minelli; The act of taking a shit so painstakingly gratifying, the end words from the relieving sigh of passing this hideous monster through the bowels of ones colon, one can't help but utter the phrase. "Shizer Minelli".

"A turd that looks like and feels like a Minelli".

"As I sat on the toilet to let pass A turd, I stood up after cleaning myself to look down at my masterpiece. The monster lay to portray a portrait in the likeness of Liza Minelli", Therefor I gasped and exclaimed, "Shizer Minelli!".

"Shizer Minelli that was A brutal shit."

Shizer Minelli by Aeternus_ February 8, 2009

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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