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when something is cool, great, awesome, totally sick.
Your new plasma is shnize. or Your new plasma is hecka shnize. Even, HOLY SHNIZE!
shnize by Flashinator December 12, 2008
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shnize • shnizel • shnizer • shnizzle • shnike • shniz • shnitzel • shizer • Shnikeys • Shizen
A sexual position in which one partner shoves chips in the others asshole then proceeds to eat them.
Yo bro let’s go shniek each other
Shniek by Jakey cakey November 8, 2019
A term to describe a person who fails at everything. A Shniel can never do anything right.
What a Shniel. You can't do anything right.
Shniel by PunjabiPrincess95 October 14, 2010
When something you either do or say comes in clutch and gives oneself a good feeling.
Oh man that one chick was really fucking ugly, good thing I shniped her hot friend
Shnipe by Welsh20 November 29, 2011
The american way to spell the german word "Scheisse" which means "shit", "crap", "poo", and so on...
"Friss meine Scheisse!" (means: "Eat my crap!")
shize by Hammes September 2, 2004

schnizen 

I schnizened my pants.

You little schnizen, don't watch that kiddie show!

That song is the schnizen.
schnizen by RPG Fangirl April 2, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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