shnitcum 

When you sneeze, shit, and cum simultaneously. Typically a natural human reaction to unexpected events or external stimuli. However, it is sometimes associated with feelings of intense awe like being at the Grand Canyon (Not to be confused with the Gand Cranyon) or washing the dishes.

Dave: "Yo, in chemistry I dropped my textbook and scared the fuck out of Sarah."
Mike: "Oh really?"
Dave: "Yeah bro, I made her shnitcum."

"... an object of unusual scientific interest, being the greatest eroded canyon within the United States and the only place on God's green earth that will cause a red-blooded American to shnitcum"
- Theodore Roosevelt 1906

shnitcum by Boseph Nixon February 3, 2025

shitcum 

Shitcum is what one does when in a state of extreme anger or rage; to shitcum in ones mouth is the ultimate act of disrespect. To do it requires a large will and steadfast self-discipline. The shit must be followed by the cum after no more that 3 seconds. While shitcum is normally placed in the mouth, it can be deployed anywhere on the body.

Chris: Dude, your girlfriend cheated on you? How’d you handle it?

John: I shitcummed in her mouth.

shitcum by FactsStraiGhtOnly November 12, 2018

shitcumstances 

When circumstances in life and situations are completely miserable and crappy; Circumstances and occurences that inevitably lead to a bad outcome.

1. As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.

shitcumstances by Snowday February 4, 2009

shitcumballsfart 

the perfect name for your pet poodle

Ah shit HONEY! shitcumballsfart SHIT ON YOUR NEW RUG!!

shitcumballsfart by oliver walker December 19, 2022

shitcumstance 

DEFINITIONS:

1a: a shitty condition, fact, or event accompanying, conditioning, or determining another.

1b: a subordinate or accessory shitty fact or detail.

1c: a piece of evidence that indicates the probability or improbability of a shitty event.

2a: the sum of crappy essential and environmental factors (as of an event or situation).

2b: state of affairs:eventuality — often used in plural.

2c plural: situation with regard to adversity.

3: an shitty event that constitutes a detail (as of a narrative or course of shitty events).

EXAMPLES:

1a: stupidity is a shitcumstance to be taken into consideration.

1b: Pain is a minor shitcumstance in this case.

1c: the shitcumstances suggest someone did not know what they were doing.

2a: As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2b: He quit due to shitcumstance; a victim of shitcumstances

2c plural: he made it despite shitcumstances; current set of economic shitcumstances we’re in.

3: considering each shitcumstance in turn.

shitcumstance by Computer Plumber February 7, 2009

shitcum 

when your taking a shit but you get to horny and say fuck it im jerkin off and then you shit and cum at the same time

hey sam what are you doing rn?
oh nothing

hey sam wanna talk no im gonna shitcum

shitcum by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK February 3, 2023