When you sneeze, shit, and cum simultaneously. Typically a natural human reaction to unexpected events or external stimuli. However, it is sometimes associated with feelings of intense awe like being at the Grand Canyon (Not to be confused with the Gand Cranyon) or washing the dishes.
Dave: "Yo, in chemistry I dropped my textbook and scared the fuck out of Sarah."
Mike: "Oh really?"
Dave: "Yeah bro, I made her shnitcum."
"... an object of unusual scientific interest, being the greatest eroded canyon within the United States and the only place on God's green earth that will cause a red-blooded American to shnitcum"
- Theodore Roosevelt 1906
Mike: "Oh really?"
Dave: "Yeah bro, I made her shnitcum."
"... an object of unusual scientific interest, being the greatest eroded canyon within the United States and the only place on God's green earth that will cause a red-blooded American to shnitcum"
- Theodore Roosevelt 1906
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When circumstances in life and situations are completely miserable and crappy; Circumstances and occurences that inevitably lead to a bad outcome.
1. As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.
2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.
2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.
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1a: a shitty condition, fact, or event accompanying, conditioning, or determining another.
1b: a subordinate or accessory shitty fact or detail.
1c: a piece of evidence that indicates the probability or improbability of a shitty event.
2a: the sum of crappy essential and environmental factors (as of an event or situation).
2b: state of affairs:eventuality — often used in plural.
2c plural: situation with regard to adversity.
3: an shitty event that constitutes a detail (as of a narrative or course of shitty events).
1a: a shitty condition, fact, or event accompanying, conditioning, or determining another.
1b: a subordinate or accessory shitty fact or detail.
1c: a piece of evidence that indicates the probability or improbability of a shitty event.
2a: the sum of crappy essential and environmental factors (as of an event or situation).
2b: state of affairs:eventuality — often used in plural.
2c plural: situation with regard to adversity.
3: an shitty event that constitutes a detail (as of a narrative or course of shitty events).
EXAMPLES:
1a: stupidity is a shitcumstance to be taken into consideration.
1b: Pain is a minor shitcumstance in this case.
1c: the shitcumstances suggest someone did not know what they were doing.
2a: As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.
2b: He quit due to shitcumstance; a victim of shitcumstances
2c plural: he made it despite shitcumstances; current set of economic shitcumstances we’re in.
3: considering each shitcumstance in turn.
1a: stupidity is a shitcumstance to be taken into consideration.
1b: Pain is a minor shitcumstance in this case.
1c: the shitcumstances suggest someone did not know what they were doing.
2a: As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.
2b: He quit due to shitcumstance; a victim of shitcumstances
2c plural: he made it despite shitcumstances; current set of economic shitcumstances we’re in.
3: considering each shitcumstance in turn.
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