Urban Dictionary: Definitions by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

shitcum

when your taking a shit but you get to horny and say fuck it im jerkin off and then you shit and cum at the same time

hey sam what are you doing rn?
oh nothing

hey sam wanna talk no im gonna shitcum

a word to discribe one of my friends peenis size

when your fucking or having sex and you want it faster or harder into your ass

a different way to say *peenis* in school without getting in trouble :>

you play da FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN or rythm games and you are a god

i use dfjk

(EWW mom you DID BIG fard)