shneeez

A dumbass who's always doing stupid shit

That fucking shneeez did not just jump off that cliff.

by My uterus is shredding October 25, 2020

Sheeezy My Neeezy

For sure, My Nigguh

by Ahmed Mohammed June 5, 2003

shneeze

In the same vein as shart, only far more terrifying.
A sneeze which forces a little poo out.

I hope that I never shneeze again.
(shneeze again)

by Baron Wasteland September 25, 2005

Shneebz

(noun) A cute but very naughty person/animal - often with round cheeks

"Hey, have you met Zach yet?"
"Yeah I met him today. He's a cutie but totally naughty!"
"Yeah he's a Shneebz."

by awellbehavedlion June 7, 2016

shneeeeowhM!

The sound of a car.

hello MR. Car how are you?

ShneeeeowhM!

I take it that you did not want to see me.

by ANNON-a-MOUSE!!! January 30, 2009

shneeze

The rare occurance where you are taking a shit and you sneeze at the same time. Your shit instantly comes out to the point where you almost don't need to wipe.

I just shneezed while in the bathroom and couldn't get through one page of my book.

by defkorn23 April 15, 2006

SHNEEE

v.

1 The action of yelling "SHNEEE" at random people (reason not needed) to create an awkward moment.

2. the process of expressing great delight when seeing someone by yelling or saying "SHNEEE"

1. Lucy: SHNEEE!

Random person walks away rapidly

2. Leland: Hey Lucy!

Lucy: SHNEEE!

Leland: Its good to see you to

by Deen team September 9, 2011