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smafication 

when a man inserts his foot into a female's vaginal or anal cavity and proceeds to wiggle it to and fro.
Female: Jonathan totally smaficated me last night, my new favorite thing is smafication.
smafication by volnester6996 April 18, 2017

Santafication 

The annoying adding of Santa hats to logos and branding at Christmas time.
I can't wait until January when all the santafication of logos is removed from websites around the land.
Santafication by Pedantic Git December 10, 2019

Sonification of Materials

The broad practice of turning the intrinsic properties or dynamic behaviors of materials—their stress under load, thermal expansion, nanoscale vibrations, or degradation over time—into sound. This allows engineers to "listen for failure" in bridges or airplane wings, or for artists to create installations where a sculpture's sound changes as it rusts or bends.
Sonification of Materials Example: To test a new carbon fiber alloy, engineers attach sensors and sonify the material's stress during load tests. A clean, harmonic sound indicates even stress distribution. The sudden emergence of a grinding, dissonant frequency directly signals the onset of a micro-fracture long before it's visible, providing an acoustic early-warning system.

Rock Sonification

A specialized subfield of geosonification focusing on the physical and chemical properties of rocks and minerals. Data from spectrometers, electron microscopes, or core samples can be turned into soundscapes that reflect a rock's composition, formation history, or crystalline structure. It can be used for both scientific analysis and creating deeply textured, "ancient" musical works.
Rock Sonification Example: A geologist sonifies the layered mineral composition of a billion-year-old shale formation. Different elements produce different tones: iron rings like a bell, quartz creates a shimmering high end. Playing the "song" of the rock from bottom to top layers reveals the audible history of environmental changes across eons.
Rock Sonification by Dumu The Void February 4, 2026

Data Sonification

The process of translating quantitative data (numbers, measurements) into non-speech audio, using sound parameters like pitch, volume, tempo, and timbre to represent different variables. It turns spreadsheets into symphonies, allowing patterns, trends, and anomalies in datasets to be perceived through the human ear, which can sometimes detect subtle rhythms and shifts that the eye might miss in a graph.
Data Sonification Example: A climate scientist sonifies 100 years of Arctic temperature data, mapping each year to a note. Rising temperatures cause a slow, creeping rise in pitch. The listener hears a haunting, accelerating upward glissando over the century, making the abstract trend of global warming viscerally, emotionally audible in a way a line chart often isn't.
Data Sonification by Dumu The Void February 4, 2026