shmyeet

Rory can’t even shmyeet a bat or a bot

Here will we shmyeet them out later or wa

by Lord shmyeet July 4, 2024

shmeet lord

A person with mega small fucking penis, aka shmeet

Jackson is the biggest shmeet lord on planet earth

by Shmeet lord123 January 28, 2017

Shmeeta

Your realest homies. You would die for these men.

Hey jaquavis has been hanging out with us for a long time, I think it’s time to make him a shmeeta.

by Kilimanjaro_6969 April 10, 2019

shmeetum

An absolute Latin prodigy. He will learn any word in 1 repetition or less. He is a master of everything academic related. He doesn’t even need to try to become top of his class because all the others are below him.

Dude look Shmeetum is walking down the hall. I hope he will acknowledge me.

by GO_SHMEETUM July 2, 2019

shmeet

slang for cock,penis etc

I'm gunna stick my shmeet in Mrs.Swanson's huge ass

by mrs.swanson October 12, 2006

shmeet

A very small penis

Your girlfriend told me you had a shmeet

by Somekidfromschool May 15, 2015

Shyeet

To yeet a shit(To throw or toss shit.), to yeet a shit out of your butt really hard.

My dog shyeeted on my carpet, what a mess, what a mess.

I had a bad Taco-Bell and I shyeeted it out of my butt on that public bathroom toilet.

by Caterson September 5, 2020