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shmeet lord 

A person with mega small fucking penis, aka shmeet
Jackson is the biggest shmeet lord on planet earth
shmeet lord by Shmeet lord123 January 28, 2017
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Your realest homies. You would die for these men.
Hey jaquavis has been hanging out with us for a long time, I think it’s time to make him a shmeeta.
Shmeeta by Kilimanjaro_6969 April 10, 2019

shmeetum 

An absolute Latin prodigy. He will learn any word in 1 repetition or less. He is a master of everything academic related. He doesn’t even need to try to become top of his class because all the others are below him.
Dude look Shmeetum is walking down the hall. I hope he will acknowledge me.
shmeetum by GO_SHMEETUM July 2, 2019
slang for cock,penis etc
I'm gunna stick my shmeet in Mrs.Swanson's huge ass
shmeet by mrs.swanson October 12, 2006
shmeet by Somekidfromschool May 15, 2015
To yeet a shit(To throw or toss shit.), to yeet a shit out of your butt really hard.
My dog shyeeted on my carpet, what a mess, what a mess.

I had a bad Taco-Bell and I shyeeted it out of my butt on that public bathroom toilet.
Shyeet by Caterson September 5, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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