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A phrase used to condemn naughty folks. Can be used for an assortment of things such as cats and toddlers.
(very versatile). VERY
Kid: scratches the couch
Mom: Oiy!, you shmugle! Stop it. Your ruin'in the furnataure.

Cat: takes a cookie from the jar when not supposed to.
Dad: Ay shmulge! cut it out!
Shmugle by bobtheslobthebob May 5, 2021
Related Words

shmugley 

money, dough, CHEEZ, green, any other word that means MUUUUUUULA
Dude, I need some shmugley to buy a scooter to catch that stupid rabbit.
shmugley by katinka March 10, 2003

shmurgle 

when two girls are fucking and they queef at the same time
"oh my god, tammy. last night when me and sharon were fucking, we shmurgled!"
"no way!"
shmurgle by dood_5769 October 1, 2017
A really cringey word for when you're upset at something. You would mainly use it when you're bored or desperately trying to be funny but just turning out cringey as hell, or you're just a cringey dude.
1:
Person 1: Sadly I'll have to decline
Person 2: Aw, schmugles!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I said, "Schmugles"
Person 1: A;lriiiggghhhtttt you do you man

2:
Person 1: Yo check out this definition I made on Urban Dictionary
Person 2: "Shmugles"?
Person 1: Yeah, it's an expression for when-
Person 2: Yeah I read the definition, that sounds like bullshit
Person 1: No it's not! People say that!
Person 2: Nah mate you just made that up
Shmugles by romrom4444 February 9, 2018

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026