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A “friend” who’s heart is in the right place but doesn’t bring anything to the table and sucks overall in terms of fun.
JT: Bro, is Alex coming.
Chad: Yeah bro.

JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.
Shmole by Chadwick46 June 28, 2019
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An undesirable in a friend group, someone you can’t get rid of
Yo I told the shmole not to come but he came anyways
Shmole by Kunt grunt February 6, 2019
A guy with a good heart, but he kinda sucks.
"Kevin has good intentions; he wants to rage, he wants to bond, he wants to tan. But his overall presence bums everybody out, he's such a shmole." -Chad Kroeger
Shmole by orangepeel22 July 30, 2019

Shmoplife 

The lifestyle of living everyday like a saturday night ; a philosophy and a rare energy only found in the Bay Area Shmop
Cant wait to get to this Shmoplife party.
Shmoplife by EBO September 29, 2014
Sheep+ People Asexual-cranium-in-rectum-propagation.

Unable to think freely, kin to a Zombie, brain dead. Possibly make a good politician
Whatever the media expouses, the sheople accept.
Sheople by Pseudomind November 3, 2005

Shmoople 

A sex move typically performed on a female in which the male partner places an egg on the forehead of the girl before lifting his penis and dropping it onto the egg, shattering it.
Chad: Bro i gave her the SHMOOPLE last night

Liberal: i have a small penis
Shmoople by secksy chadrick September 17, 2019
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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