Shmong-Ding

To completely destroy your opponents hopes and dreams on the golf course

Man he is probably crying in the showers after the Shmong-Ding he got on the course today!.

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Shlong-Ding-Dong

Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!

Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!

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When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

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Asian asshole getting penetrated by an extremely hot rod that is at least 12 inches and 20 degrees with a Huge cum bucket beside them

Oh gawd please stop Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing honging me

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A peinicular area (penis)

hi sally would you like to see my
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong.
oh yes plz
tasty like chiken

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Predominantly used in cod by Sub1imity to describe people being shit on in cod.

Did you see that? I just schmongdingled that kid across the map.

Schmongdingle by TKola August 27, 2017

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Woah dude, your Shlongdingaling is huge!

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