shmildo

rhymes with dildo

sean said, "Shmildo." in a game of charades so people knew the word was dildo

by shmildo December 27, 2022

Simildo

A massive concrete dildo mixed with gravel. These are approximately 16 inches of pure destruction. The steel reinforced monster can rupture any man, woman, or child’s bowels.

As a group they decided it would be a good day to lube up there anal cavity’s and jump from the roof onto there simildo.

by SimildoMaker April 25, 2019

shildo

A shildo is when you take a shit and you freeze it and then shape it into a dildo, creating a shit dildo, "shildo".

That is a huge shildo.

by matthew wengler July 3, 2004

Simildo

A massive concrete dildo

10000000 quarters for a Simildo

by SimildoMaker April 25, 2019

Shildon

A small scruffy town in county durham, home to hooligans, thugs, chavs and alcoholic teens. Shildon has its plus sides, it has more than 20 takeaways, on our 200-300 metre high street. shildon is made up of small shops, take aways and generally unnice people. if indeed you are common scum please join shildon youll fit in with over 90% of people.

were shall we go to be agressive dicks... shildon we can crossbow people yeah?

by Smithy werman jensen June 30, 2009

Shildo

A shildo, much like an alaskan pipeline, is a shit dildo. But it is not frozen. The shildo is nice and warm and can fall apart in your hands.

Ohhh shove your shildo in my mouth.

I'm done with this shildo, throw it in a hot dog bun and let's make some texas dump dogs.

by Billy LangHenry March 6, 2009

shildo

when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

using a shildo in your ass is REALLY taking a dump.

by Natasha March 16, 2005