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Simildo
A massive concrete dildo mixed with gravel. These are approximately 16 inches of pure destruction. The steel reinforced monster can rupture any man, woman, or child’s bowels.
As a group they decided it would be a good day to lube up there anal cavity’s and jump from the roof onto there simildo.
Simildo by SimildoMaker April 25, 2019
shildo
A shildo is when you take a shit and you freeze it and then shape it into a dildo, creating a shit dildo, "shildo".
That is a huge shildo.
shildo by matthew wengler July 3, 2004
Simildo
Simildo by SimildoMaker April 25, 2019
Shildon
A small scruffy town in county durham, home to hooligans, thugs, chavs and alcoholic teens. Shildon has its plus sides, it has more than 20 takeaways, on our 200-300 metre high street. shildon is made up of small shops, take aways and generally unnice people. if indeed you are common scum please join shildon youll fit in with over 90% of people.
Shildon by Smithy werman jensen June 30, 2009
Shildo
A shildo, much like an alaskan pipeline, is a shit dildo. But it is not frozen. The shildo is nice and warm and can fall apart in your hands.
Ohhh shove your shildo in my mouth.
I'm done with this shildo, throw it in a hot dog bun and let's make some texas dump dogs.
I'm done with this shildo, throw it in a hot dog bun and let's make some texas dump dogs.
Shildo by Billy LangHenry March 6, 2009