Simildo 

A massive concrete dildo mixed with gravel. These are approximately 16 inches of pure destruction. The steel reinforced monster can rupture any man, woman, or child’s bowels.

As a group they decided it would be a good day to lube up there anal cavity’s and jump from the roof onto there simildo.

Simildo by SimildoMaker April 25, 2019

Simildo 

A massive concrete dildo

10000000 quarters for a Simildo

Simildo by SimildoMaker April 25, 2019

similoluwa 

Yoruba meaning for I rest in God

Oluwa means God

Similoluwa praises God

similoluwa by S6grddggggff June 29, 2015

simindokht 

Simindokht is a beautiful Iranian name
Those whose name is Simin have a heart and soul. kind and good and life with these people makes you happier.

simindokht means a girl who is like white and brilliant silver and Beautiful girl for example simindokht Forouhar is the most beautiful girl in the world

simindokht by ARMAN Nouri August 18, 2018

similoser

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"


All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

similoser by Thelma April 30, 2005

similo 

Beautiful girl, that it looks young for always;African name.

Very funny girl when she’s drunk, strong girl, brave girl that’s helps her family, she look young but she’s intelligent so be careful because she knows she’s mature, she need to be more open for opportunities, and to listen more to people from other culture, she likes kids also.

“Similo is very sweet”
Similo I’m going to tell you something that you don’t know”
“I’m serious similo”

similo by Similo July 1, 2019

Similoluwa 

A male who is known to be superior among his peers, he is mostly known to please a woman’s every needs with his Mandingo, making them fall in love with him after every intimacy

I think I might have fallen in love with similoluwa after what he did to me last night

Similoluwa by Jazmyne lopez September 6, 2018