Simildo

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A massive concrete dildo mixed with gravel. These are approximately 16 inches of pure destruction. The steel reinforced monster can rupture any man, woman, or child’s bowels.

As a group they decided it would be a good day to lube up there anal cavity’s and jump from the roof onto there simildo.

Simildo by SimildoMaker April 25, 2019

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Simildo

A massive concrete dildo

10000000 quarters for a Simildo

Simildo by SimildoMaker April 25, 2019

Related Words

Simildo • similoluwa • shmildo • similo • Similogy • similoser • simindokht • dildo smildo • Simi dodo

similoluwa

Yoruba meaning for I rest in God

Oluwa means God

Similoluwa praises God

similoluwa by S6grddggggff June 29, 2015

simindokht

Simindokht is a beautiful Iranian name
Those whose name is Simin have a heart and soul. kind and good and life with these people makes you happier.

simindokht means a girl who is like white and brilliant silver and Beautiful girl for example simindokht Forouhar is the most beautiful girl in the world

simindokht by ARMAN Nouri August 18, 2018

similoser

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

similoser by Thelma April 30, 2005

similo

Beautiful girl, that it looks young for always;African name.

Very funny girl when she’s drunk, strong girl, brave girl that’s helps her family, she look young but she’s intelligent so be careful because she knows she’s mature, she need to be more open for opportunities, and to listen more to people from other culture, she likes kids also.

“Similo is very sweet”
Similo I’m going to tell you something that you don’t know”
“I’m serious similo”

similo by Similo July 1, 2019

Similoluwa

A male who is known to be superior among his peers, he is mostly known to please a woman’s every needs with his Mandingo, making them fall in love with him after every intimacy

I think I might have fallen in love with similoluwa after what he did to me last night

Similoluwa by Jazmyne lopez September 6, 2018

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026