Verb: 1. The act of becoming blinded by an unexpected bright light. 2. Becoming thwarted in one's purpose.
Noun: 1. One who causes unexpected or negative results.
Origin: A U.S. Cobra helicopter pilot on a night-ops mission was flying low and very fast to approach a target. As he climbed out of a small valley, a farmer crested the ridge ahead of him and the hi-beams from his rickety old truck completely blnded the pilot, defeating his mission unexpectedly. It is reported the pilot yelled: "Ahhh - I've been shmiggled! Abort! Abort!"
Noun: 1. One who causes unexpected or negative results.
Origin: A U.S. Cobra helicopter pilot on a night-ops mission was flying low and very fast to approach a target. As he climbed out of a small valley, a farmer crested the ridge ahead of him and the hi-beams from his rickety old truck completely blnded the pilot, defeating his mission unexpectedly. It is reported the pilot yelled: "Ahhh - I've been shmiggled! Abort! Abort!"
by WM Tosheff May 06, 2006

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.
by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019

by gr33ncl0wn January 23, 2009

by MonumentalBruh February 06, 2020

1.A catchphrase off Ch4's Bo Selecta! programme for a member of the Beatles's.
2.An expression of dispair.
3.An expression of delight.
2.An expression of dispair.
3.An expression of delight.
by jeff24 April 13, 2004


1. (noun) A tangle of sheets just after one has woken up.
2. (adj.) "shmiggled"; The state of being tangled in sheets.
3. (verb) "to shmiggle", "shmiggling": The act of wiggling out of the tangle of sheets.
2. (adj.) "shmiggled"; The state of being tangled in sheets.
3. (verb) "to shmiggle", "shmiggling": The act of wiggling out of the tangle of sheets.
1. "My sheets were in such a shmiggle this morning!"
2. "I was so shmiggled this morning I just couldn't get out of bed!"
2. "I was so shmiggled this morning I just couldn't get out of bed!"
by contributed by Meghan: created 04/02/2003 by Kim, July 10, 2003
