Shmiggled 

Verb: 1. The act of becoming blinded by an unexpected bright light. 2. Becoming thwarted in one's purpose.
Noun: 1. One who causes unexpected or negative results.
Origin: A U.S. Cobra helicopter pilot on a night-ops mission was flying low and very fast to approach a target. As he climbed out of a small valley, a farmer crested the ridge ahead of him and the hi-beams from his rickety old truck completely blnded the pilot, defeating his mission unexpectedly. It is reported the pilot yelled: "Ahhh - I've been shmiggled! Abort! Abort!"

"I was trying to get to school but was totally shmiggled by a dumptruck when it ran into me."

Shmiggled by WM Tosheff May 6, 2006

gits and shiggles 

If you have teachers who don't care for swearing, it is a more school appropriate version of shits and giggles.

Blake-"Why are you hiding Clark's pop from him, he is going to be pissed!"
Jason-"Just for Gits and Shiggles."

gits and shiggles by Weleski December 30, 2007

Shigglenuts 

Another word for shit

Oh shigglenuts, I'm pregnant!!

Shigglenuts by Shiggtaki April 3, 2017

fer shiggedy

Slang white-speak, a Caucasian comeback to the Snoop Dog’s ‘fo’ shizzle’ both loosely meaning ‘for sure’ in a way that is downtown and striving at least to be as hip as anything this white ever could be.

Well shit, that’s a 10-4 and fer shiggedy; if I ever heard anything more true, I can’t say what on Earth it’d be!

fer shiggedy by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2019

Shmiggles 

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.

Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.

Shmiggles by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019

shmiggletag

1.) A small ball of feces attached to an anal hair
2.) A small object attached to a larger object that is causing issues with the larger object.
3.) A portion that remains after a major fuckup.

1.) Your ass probably itches because you've got shmiggletags.
2.) It's damaged because that shmiggletag was flapping around in the wind.
3.) Even after rebuilding the entire network we found shmiggletags from the former IT department.

shmiggletag by Chip Lewis August 21, 2019

Schmigglet 

A half howler. 16oz container used to fill with mead.

First used at Arktos Meadery in Grand Rapids, Michigan

Could you please fill my schmigglet with mead?

Schmigglet by Kodiak Krusader August 9, 2017