shmeltz

A redheaded vagrant often found in 1) dumpsters, 2)a cardboard box on the corner of sheridan rd, 3) Miami Beach. Creator of the fudgelito. Originally hails from boo city, iowa, where he was raised by rufus.

Dude, shmeltz hasn't fucking showered in 3 days. Amazing.

shmeltz by Shaft January 25, 2004

shmelt 

a brutal hockey player someone who is a duster or is really bad at hockey

Matt Glowa is a shmelt and never plays cause he sucks.

shmelt by Frank DiMaria December 11, 2007

Shmaltzy 

Dramatic; awesome to a big extent.

Keep it soft at first, but then you can make is shmaltzy!

Shmaltzy by Bee :] April 22, 2009

sheltzim 

The polite proverbial way to shoot one's load in another one's mouth

Ken sheltzim'd in Barbie's mouth.

sheltzim by Skems May 9, 2007

shmelton 

when its hot and humid outside and your nutsack sticks to your inner thigh

WOW its hot i have a nansty ass freggin shmelton...

shmelton by brenden alley November 10, 2005

shmelting 

The melting feeling you get when you are under the influence of marijuana.

Look at him over there shmelting away.

shmelting by Better than you school since 1855. September 10, 2006

Shmelt 

A person who you find less popular, uncool, a noob or a loser.

Guy 1: Haha, look at Erick.
Guy 2: Yeah I know, he's such a shmelt.

Shmelt by haha_you're_a_turtle December 22, 2008