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A redheaded vagrant often found in 1) dumpsters, 2)a cardboard box on the corner of sheridan rd, 3) Miami Beach. Creator of the fudgelito. Originally hails from boo city, iowa, where he was raised by rufus.

Dude, shmeltz hasn't fucking showered in 3 days. Amazing.

shmeltz by Shaft January 25, 2004

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shmelt

a brutal hockey player someone who is a duster or is really bad at hockey

Matt Glowa is a shmelt and never plays cause he sucks.

shmelt by Frank DiMaria December 11, 2007

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Shmaltzy

Dramatic; awesome to a big extent.

Keep it soft at first, but then you can make is shmaltzy!

Shmaltzy by Bee :] April 22, 2009

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sheltzim

The polite proverbial way to shoot one's load in another one's mouth

Ken sheltzim'd in Barbie's mouth.

sheltzim by Skems May 9, 2007

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shmelton

when its hot and humid outside and your nutsack sticks to your inner thigh

WOW its hot i have a nansty ass freggin shmelton...

shmelton by brenden alley November 10, 2005

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shmelting

The melting feeling you get when you are under the influence of marijuana.

Look at him over there shmelting away.

shmelting by Better than you school since 1855. September 10, 2006

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Shmelt

A person who you find less popular, uncool, a noob or a loser.

Guy 1: Haha, look at Erick.
Guy 2: Yeah I know, he's such a shmelt.

Shmelt by haha_you're_a_turtle December 22, 2008

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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