shmelt

a brutal hockey player someone who is a duster or is really bad at hockey

Matt Glowa is a shmelt and never plays cause he sucks.

by Frank DiMaria December 11, 2007

Shmelt

A person who you find less popular, uncool, a noob or a loser.

Guy 1: Haha, look at Erick.
Guy 2: Yeah I know, he's such a shmelt.

by haha_you're_a_turtle December 22, 2008

shmelt

A burning or melting accident in which a body part is singed, burnt or melted.

A sigh of pain. Usually spoken with a german infuence.

Oh god! My shlong has been shmelted

I just put my doodle on an oven hob and now its shmelt!

by Hiffhin November 29, 2007

shmelt

Grade nines/freshman,

Friend 1 " dude look at all the shmelts!". Friend 2 " ha, they're so lame."

by just another shmelt September 11, 2011

shmelt

Little girls that dont know their place in life

Alex is a shmelt. She need to learn her place in life.

by Bthompson8 October 23, 2009

Shmelt

To have sex with a team mascot

Look at her shmelting with Bango

by DatBoi778 June 23, 2019

Shmelt

The cheesy stuff that oozes out the side of grilled cheese.

Wow, this grilled cheese has some really good shmelt

by SHMOO_22 November 28, 2020