shmeblo 

(adj) affected by shmeblation

That shit be shmeblo as fuck

shmeblo by Shmeblo Sufferer March 3, 2022

shmeblo 

affected by shmeblation; shmebliated

Damn sucka, that guy be shmeblo'd out!

shmeblo by Shmeblo Sufferer March 3, 2022

shmebulock

is a cool gnomes that throws up rainbows and can do 47,000 spins on the floor in half an hour

not shmebulock:I wish I could spin like shmebulock
not shmebulock:me too :(

shmebulock by hythine lavation August 18, 2016

Shmeeloh

What you can call a guy you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a boyfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)

See also:
shmeelah

Jane really liked her new shmeeloh John, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.

Shmeeloh by Desired handle was taken June 23, 2016

Shmeelovs 

shmee-lovs
/shmēlŏvz/

The plural form of "shmeelof"

Despite having gone through a number of shmeelovs in the past year, John still couldn't find anyone he was ready to commit to.

Shmeelovs by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016

Shmeelof 

What you can call your status with someone you're dating consistently, but are not yet in a committed relationship with.

(Because what else are you supposed to call it?)

See also:
Shmeeloh
Shmeelah
Shmeelovs

Her Shmeelof with John was going well, but she wasn't sure he was ready to commit yet...

Shmeelof by A helpful citizen June 26, 2016

Shmelons 

A showered melon, any type cantaloupe, honey dew, etc.

Wow those shmelons are so clean I wanna eat them.

Shmelons by hjb/k.bn j/lb September 17, 2016