Sharpless 

One in an office environment, particularly a loner who is physically repugnant and socially unredeeming in any way, who seeks to maneuver by heirarchal flattery and other banal officespace machiavellian tactics more attractive and socially agile co-workers out of their jobs with the sad notion that they will not be around to draw desperately needed female attention from him. Always lives alone. Collects comic books and old rock albums. Assumes the attutude of a hipster without possessing any hipster qualities. Apparently unware of shoulder flakes. Will typically work as an editor and will fire interns who don't sleep with him.

Ugh. That's the third time this week that sharpless loser has asked me out to dinner so we can discuss my writing.

Sharpless by Dharma Bum April 12, 2004

Mrs. sharpless 

The most thickest teacher alive. She is so gorgeous. And very sweet. All her students love her more then their own family.

Mrs. sharpless is the best

Mrs. sharpless by Doooo1234 October 6, 2019

Shirtless Bobby 

A shirtless Bobby is a double vodka tonic with limes and is only drank by the coolest most metal shirtless sexy ripped corner dwellers at the bar.

Bartender: What can I get for ya?
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?

Ex 2::

Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"

Shirtless Bobby by Shirtless Bobby February 19, 2014

Shartles and James 

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.

That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.

Shartles and James by Shartilingus October 3, 2011

shirtless shit 

When you are taking a shit and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the poop is just not flowing freely.

Tom: Dude...worst afternoon.

Matt: Whys that dude?

Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.

shirtless shit by Professor Pod July 9, 2011

Shameless 

A FUCKING AMAZING SHOW!!!!!

Frank is the worst best father ever from shameless

Shameless by Da definer November 3, 2017

Shameless 

See “junior Grimes” (J grimes)

Junior Grimes is shameless asf and there’s no denying it

Shameless by XxMajesticallyImpossibleXx January 19, 2022