When it's snowing/raining/ Insert other natural disaster so heavily outside that you fear you may never be able to leave the house again...and so the only logical solution is snuggle up with some tea and pop tarts and have a "Sherlock" marathon and await the end of the world :)
Shmocka, also known by shmock, is a very rare creature only found at Wesleyan. You may see him fighting in math class with Drew Shaffer or telling you to “kill yourself”. This is very normal of him to do, and he enjoys to be left alone.
Shmocka, chill out!
Yo, Shmock, what’s the key to getting so many girls!
Bro, I can’t wait for Shmocktober!