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shmadonka by Noscercof27 November 7, 2022

Sherlockalypse 

When it's snowing/raining/ Insert other natural disaster so heavily outside that you fear you may never be able to leave the house again...and so the only logical solution is snuggle up with some tea and pop tarts and have a "Sherlock" marathon and await the end of the world :)
person: Oh my gosh we're snowed in!
me: COMMENCE THE SHERLOCKALYPSE!
Sherlockalypse by Bibbydora March 9, 2012
Shmocka, also known by shmock, is a very rare creature only found at Wesleyan. You may see him fighting in math class with Drew Shaffer or telling you to “kill yourself”. This is very normal of him to do, and he enjoys to be left alone.
Shmocka, chill out!
Yo, Shmock, what’s the key to getting so many girls!
Bro, I can’t wait for Shmocktober!
shmocka by schwin_ November 26, 2018

Shamanocka 

Oh Shamanocka!
Shamanocka by Shamanocka May 23, 2023

Shlockabooger 

Come here shlockabooger

shalonka 

Man 1: Yo Rajesh didn’t send me the homework.
Man 2: Damn Rajesh a shalonka.
shalonka by Massey Yutes January 1, 2020