shmakes

You call it someone when they are stupid/does not know something.

Wow what a shmakes.

by Shmakeladeti June 12, 2019

Garbage Shakes

Yummy frothy milkshakes containing donuts, pies, candy bars, fudge and other soy/high fructose corn syrup products to be consumed for celebratory purposes.

Sam: "We're having garbage shakes tonight for my birthday."
Jake: "I'll grab some brownies for the shake!"

by officialmoomimsfanaccount April 6, 2021

Shakespeare

The guy that every English teacher wants to bang.

I really want to bang William Shakespeare.

by Thatcarguy313 March 23, 2016

Shakespearience

A bibliography of the various William Shakespeare works which one has read, heard, seen or otherwise ingested into one's brain. Literally: experience of Shakespeare.

Rosecrantz: So, what's your Shakespearience?

Guildenstern: Um... Romeo And Juliet, a sonnet or two, and that Simpsons re-enactment of Hamlet...

by all kids love heavy metal December 23, 2008

Shakes the clown

An adult individual who works as a clown entertaining kids while withdrawling from drugs or booze so bad, that said clown cannot juggle bowling pins or perform any tricks for that matter. Shakes will eventually become angry and violent if not given the good stuff.

Is there something wrong with the clown for Timmy's party? It looks like he is having DT's....why is he scratching himself? Is he trying to pull a rabbit out of Timmy's ass?
Oh, you ordered shakes the clown. Just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he'll settle down.

by sciflyer.25 September 12, 2010

Shakespeare Lines

Lines of cocaine. The act of creating lines of cocaine with a credit card. Shakespeare wrote long lines of poetry, One replicating those lines with cocaine. Line of any white drug. Lines of of the white girl.

The Weeknd was on them Shakespeare Lines.
Pass me that credit card, Im on them shakespeare lines.

by AWEIRDPYRMD July 29, 2012

Shakespear Moment

A point in time when you warn someone against fucking something up, and then they immediately fuck it up.

It was a complete Shakespear moment when I told him not to break anything, and instead of doing that, he broke everything

by Authority.1 May 20, 2021