Shakespear 

Common mis-spelling of William Shakespeare
See Shakespeare

You forgot the e, genius.

Shakespear by Nick March 26, 2005

Shakespear 

A spear that shakes. What else does it mean, you stupid fuck?

Look at my shakespear, it's trembling with fear

Shakespear by Dynaeras June 19, 2014

Shakespear 

Shakespear - Wanker, Tosser:

Shakespear explained: As well as being the surname of a famous Playwright (William Shakespear), it is used as a double meaning to insult something, calling someone a Shakespeare is calling Someone who "shakes their spear" in other words plays with themself.

A Work of Shakespear - Wank stain (ejectulation)

Also can be a Macbeth, or a Hamlet or even a Romeo & Juliet

Guy 1: "Hey mate, quit being a Shakespear!"

Meaning: Stop being such a wanker.

Guy 1: "Do you remember Guy?"
Guy 2: "Guy, isn't he the Shakespear we went to school with?"
Guy 1: "Yeah that's him."

Meaning: Guy, isn't he the wanker we went to school with?

Shakespear by Little Boy Death November 5, 2012

Shakespear Moment 

A point in time when you warn someone against fucking something up, and then they immediately fuck it up.

It was a complete Shakespear moment when I told him not to break anything, and instead of doing that, he broke everything

Shakespear Moment by Authority.1 May 20, 2021

shakespear dick

very old dick looks like it came from 1609

you got a shakespear dick!

shakespear dick by cockmunchermcgee January 12, 2015

shakespear the bed 

to die, or stop working see shit the bed

My boat shakespeared the bed the other day.

shakespear the bed by Sean September 22, 2004

William Shakespear 

Would I was Shook Speared

Would I was Shook Speared today! William Shakespear in past tence :)

William Shakespear by OhManDisCRAZY June 12, 2018