shlurpy 

When someone's words begin to slur because they've been drinking.

Someone's getting shlurpy!

shlurpy by MrDanger83 October 28, 2010

Shlurpy Durpy 

The act of giving intense oral copulation that the receiver feels as if their brain has been sucked out of their male genitalia.

Hey Fin, I heard your girlfriend gave you that Shlurpy Durpy last night.

Shlurpy Durpy by Korrin Seejehk March 11, 2022

slurpyhorsepussy 

Very similar to a SlurpyDogPussy except the pussy has taken on characteristics that now show signs of being shot out burnt out and completely worn out. SlurpyHorsePussy is the next evolution after SlurpyDogPussy in the subhumanspecies sex bestiality realm as once Dog Dick doesn't work for that DoggyPussy any longer than a woman graduates to Horse cock and once horse cock gets ahold of that pussy it takes on a completely new and different completely worn out look and it's all bad and downhill from there.

Damn bruh that chick Jillian shit is all mashed up and abused I think shes not fucking with dogs but her shit is straight SlurpyHorsePussy and she's fucking with Horse cock.

slurpyhorsepussy by JillianQuist November 20, 2019

SlurpyDogPussy 

When a chick has a really loose and fat pussy and stretched out as if she has been getting fucked by k9 dogs.

Man bro I fucked that chick last night and I pounded her for days and still couldn’t cum. That chick has a SlurpyDogPussy.

SlurpyDogPussy by SlimJimRazorEdge November 9, 2019

protein slurpy

when you dump your load into a girls mouth

o shes hooked on the protein slurpies, she cant get enough

protein slurpy by stu f. May 6, 2004

Shlurpie 

1. A person places his/her mouth on a penis, and the subsequent sucking of said penis until the point of no return.
2. Blowjob

"Hey man, I heard Matt had a good time last night."
"Yeah dude, he definitely got a shlurpie from Megan."

Shlurpie by Sperman Herman January 27, 2012

The Sharma Shlurp 

When, at the completion of intercourse, the male party attempts to arise to dispose of semen on his torso, the female counterpart then, without warning, abruptly begins aggressively licking off sed liquid as a means of cleaning up.

White College Basketball Wash-Up: "Oh shit I just came. My bad, I usually last more than just forty-five seconds. I'm normally more of a half-hour sex-haver."
~Proceeds to get up and look for a towel~
Thot: "Stop! Let me give you The Sharma Shlurp!"

The Sharma Shlurp by Blooodles69 May 9, 2022